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When a girl says she'll be ready in 5 minutes, she's using the same time scale a guy is when he says the game has 5 minutes left. | Confession Ecard | someecards.com

Funny Confession Ecard: When a girl says she'll be ready in 5 minutes, she's using the same time scale a guy is when he says the game has 5 minutes left.

It's been an eat-Nutella-straight- from-the-jar kind of day. | Confession Ecard | someecards.com

It's been an eat-Nutella-straight- from-the-jar kind of day. R u kidding its always a eat-nutella-strait-out-of-the-jar day haha

i hate it when i plan my day and nobody follows the script

read the script people! This so me control freak lord I am aweful.

Funny Somewhat Topical Ecard:I'm the lead float in the Bitch Parade.

I don't always act like a bitches, but when I do,I am the lead float in tha bitch parade.

Ha ha! Happens to me more than not...sigh makes me realize I don't know that many people; how depressing!  lol!

HI NANCY.oh wait that's not nancy hahaha! i kind of like awkward moments, it means we are real and that funny and awkward thigns happen to us no matter who we are.

Some things are better left unsaid, but I'm probably gonna get drunk and say them anyway.

Funny Confession Ecard: Some things are better left unsaid. But I'm probably gonna get drunk and say them anyway.

London Eye - I crossed this off my list in 2005 with one of my best friends in the world.

Free and Funny Friendship Ecard: Bring on the warmer temperatures! Oh wait. I'm too fat for summer right now.

Rubbermaid works well for this, too.

Funny Confession Ecard: Tupperware is so handy for those times when you feel like throwing out your food another day. this is our family in an ecard.

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