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26 Jokes Only Theatre Nerds Will Understand

Dear Mr.Hudson; My eyes are fully open to my awful situation so I'm writing you a letter to demand and explanation. When the floor wax that we bought from you arrived here Monday morning, we discovered upon usage that the fumes should have a warning. Since, the only possibility is that your wax is rancid, I expect a full refundable, the money we advanced!