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I guess you could say this is how one approaches a book at the library, but if so, I am a straight-up creep. Because I snatch it and carry it away so no one else can get it! before I check out.

OMG I love this pickup line! This is totally one that I wouldn't mind someone using on me! my gosh same here! Tjis is adorable<<<Agreed :)

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Hilarious Quotes For Sarcastic Women Who Honestly Don't Give A F*ck