Some day if I have Alzheimer's I may believe I am Jesus and I will forgive you, but I am still a woman and I will never forget.

Some day if I have Alzheimer's I may believe I am Jesus and I will forgive you, but I am still a woman and I will never forget.

I'd jump up and down for joy, but my boobs are just way too big for that nonsense. @Sabrina Muhlmeyer

I'd jump up and down for joy, but my boobs are just way too big for that nonsense. @Sabrina Muhlmeyer

Love is spending the rest of your life with someone you want to kill and not doing it because you'd miss them!

Love is spending the rest of your life with someone you want to kill and not doing it because you'd miss them!

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