you're the type of boy i'd make a sandwich for. Cause Lord knows if some random lazy ass scrub asks me to make him a damn sandwich I will go OFF on his ass. But you, sweetie. turkey or ham?

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Funny pick-up lines by hannahstewart111 on Polyvore featuring quotes, text, fillers, pickup lines, words, backgrounds, phrase, saying, pick up lines and phrases

Okay that is just too cute for me to handle...it's very true too...hehe

Okay that is just too cute for me to handle...it's very true too...hehe

BEING NICE TO PEOPLE HE DOESNT NEED TO IMPRESS ALSO BEING ABLE TO HOLD A CONVERSATION YUP THE OTHERS ARE OKAY BUT THOSE TWO YES

BEING NICE TO PEOPLE HE DOESNT NEED TO IMPRESS ALSO BEING ABLE TO HOLD A CONVERSATION YUP THE OTHERS ARE OKAY BUT THOSE TWO YES

Wanted: Guy who does not even own an xbox/nintendo/playstation/gamecube/gameboy/sega/anyothergameconsole.

Wanted: Guy who does not even own an xbox/nintendo/playstation/gamecube/gameboy/sega/anyothergameconsole.

Pick up lines, hahaha gotta love em! @Hannah Mestel Mitchell @Melissa Squires Dougan

Pick up lines, hahaha gotta love em! @Hannah Mestel Mitchell @Melissa Squires Dougan

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