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I don't pretend to be something I'm not. I know I'm a bitch, and I own that shit like a motherfucker.

When I was 10 my brother was We'd be riding in the backseat together and he'd say, "Mom! Sissy doing dis 'huhhhh... huhhhhh..." The first time, my mom looked back and said, "What?? BREATHING??" "Yah!!!!" LMAO @.@ I could not win with that kid..