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Oh heh.Funny Confession Ecard: I worry that I might be ugly. Then I look in the mirror and am delighted to find that I'm fucking gorgeous.

Reasons i haven't committed a murder today

So unbelievably true. If prison was out of the picture: murder. Murder EVERYWHERE.

I'm a female, white, AND listen to rap music. Damn, I'm a bad bitch.

Free and Funny Friendship Ecard: I know you're my best friend because I'd shank a bitch for you.

I know what the problem is

Haha this is so true! Anth is one of few people I will actually talk to. I HATE talking on the phone.

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Fitness Motivation on

I hate it when you open the fridge & can't find what you were looking for.like happiness & perfect abs.

yes...yes it would!

"Money can't buy happiness, but I'd cheer up much faster sipping a margarita on the beach outside of my oceanfront mansion." - Funny but slightly true.

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its true (not for me) I hate target its a bunch of people thinking they're better than you because they arent shopping at walmart. get over yourselves its target.

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Funny Cry for Help Ecard: Just because I came to work today doesn't imply that I've come to actually do work today.

Funny Weekend Ecard: So, I am going to go stand outside. If anyone asks, tell them I'm OUTSTANDING! I dont know why this made me chuckle.

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Funny Family Ecard: Sometimes I look at my husband and think. You are one lucky son of a bitch.

Sorry I had to block your number since you're too psychotic to take my lack of responses to your obsessive texts as a hint.

Funny pictures about It's complicated. Oh, and cool pics about It's complicated. Also, It's complicated photos.

Damn straight

Singing a song you don't know? That 15 second part you DO know is coming up.and you're gonna OWN that shit. STORY OF MY LIFE!

Happy Child Care Provider Appreciation Day!

My Friend Breakup - 5 Things I Learned About Friendship

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I know a few like this... lol

Funny Friendship Ecard: The crazy bitch part is merely the admission price to the amazing amusement park that is me.

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