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Remember how patient I was while you acted up in the store? Hang on to that memory, cause I'm gonna woop your ass when we get home.

Remember how patient I was while you acted up in the store? Hang on to that memory, cause I'm gonna woop your ass when we get home.Im pretty sure I think this all the time lol

Mommy knows best...let's hope! lol

To my children who like to argue with me: Where do you think you got your attitude and stubbornness from? GIVE UP! I have decades more experience than you!

We've given up on having it all, and yet...

Yep, missed the memo. Especially about the washboard abs, sorry Micah ;

Moms, you probably wish you didn't relate to this one! | Jon-E-Vac | (888) 942-3935 www.jonevac.com

6 Quotes All Moms Will Understand, Especially #4

I just closed the bathroom door so the knocking should begin in 3 2 1 Family Ecard someecardscom

ROFL!!!! ~Mom is frantic & asking us to hurry up, you go dump all the cereal out & pour syrup on it, I'm pooping my pants right now & going to throw all the shoes in the toilet

This is so my children! Funny Family Ecard: Mom is frantic & asking us to hurry up, you go dump all the cereal out & pour syrup on it, I'm pooping my pants right now & going to throw all the shoes in the toilet.

SERIOUSLY

Child: "Mom, can I have a candy?" Mom: "Did you brush your teeth?" Child: "Not yet" Mom: "No, then you can't have candy." (Child leaves room and finds Dad)Child: "Dad, can I have candy?" Dad: "Yes.

It's not fair. Everyone who got married before Pinterest should get another shot at it. For free. | Wedding Ecard | someecards.com

just not fair. i want to renew my vows just so i can have another wedding, lol.

And this is why our 6 year old does not throw temper tantrums, shows respect ("yes/no sir/ma'am") and has manners ("yes/no thank you" or "yes/no please"). Demonstrate to them NOW so they can and will grow up to be a respectable adult. Tough love, baby. Works like a charm.

Funny Family Ecard: A time out?it's called a spanking. Go on. Act a fool.

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