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They're not afraid to lose you because they know no matter what you won't walk away. They get comfortable with depending on your forgiveness. Never let a person get comfortable disrespecting you.

Always happens to me....

That awkward moment when you want to cough badly, but it's dead silent.AND YOU HAVE TO FART! yep that's me.

LOL!!! How true is this?! I don't wear my pjs out of the house but next time you're in walmart count how many people do haha

I love a good Walmart joke! my biggest pet peeve. for the love of god walmart shoppers put on some real clothes.

Yeah... we had a mouse run into our basement when we were moving in... lazy thing didn't make so much as ONE dress for me.

I dont care Disney lied to us about Prince Charming I'm more upset about forest creators unwillingness to clean house.

bet that is true just-funny

Every guy thoughts every girls' dream is to find the perfect guy. Every girls' dream is to eat without getting fat!

"...I'm imaginary smart." | WefollowPics

Funny Friendship Ecard: Whenever someone says 'I'm not book smart, but I'm street smart', all I hear is 'I'm not real smart, but I'm imaginary smart'.

Dear Santa, All I want for Christmas is my own island where I won't have to deal with any stupid people.

You have noooo idea how many times a day i say something like this! or i say i want to send all stupid people to a freezing cold island in alaska but same thing!

treats you like an option...

When someone treats you like an option, help them narrow their choices by removing yourself from the equation. it’s that simple. I did and I feel so much better for it!

You've probably seen R.M. Drake's work on the Instagram feeds of celebrities like the Kardashians and Ludacris. Set on handmade gray paper and in typewriter font are his literary prose that ruminate on love, death and loneliness.

YES! then, she began to breathe and live and every moment took her to a place where she is in love. But not in love with someone, she's in love with life and every moment is a new moment to discover and everything is inspiring and full of wonder.

Droge humor!

Funny Somewhat Topical Ecard: 'Your obsession with cats is out of control and I can't handle it anymore!' 'So, you're kicking meeeowt?

...if they cannot, or will not, you must move forward....alone.....better things are waiting for you around each and every turn , my precious one ❤️

For example, when someone feels inadequate themselves they will always think the other is in search of someone who is adequate.

haha true...

If women dominated the world…

Women and War. Hahahaaaa hilarious If women ruled the world. There wouldn't be any wars just a bunch of countries not speaking jokes of humor lol memes

If+I+could+turn+snarky+sarcasm+into+a+paying+job,+I+could+be+employed+for+infinity.

Funny Workplace Ecard: If I could turn snarky sarcasm into a paying job, I could be employed for infinity.

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