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Oh how I wish sarcasm burned calories! I'd be so wonderfully skinny! If being sarcastic burned calories, I'd look like half of an Olsen twin.
If being sarcastic burned calories I'd look like half of an Olsen twin. so true
True story! Sarcasm as a weight loss treatment. Love it!
hahaha so true.... I'm the Queen of Sarcasm :)
Haha! #Sarcasm #Olsen #Twins #Calories
made me laugh out loud!! too funny!
#funny And so true!
Sarcasm. Truth lol
Art haha giggles
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I don't often laugh out loud but this did it for me ;) funny stuff!
"The Man Cold" - OH this makes me laugh since it's so true!!!
LMAO....the Man Cold so funny cause it is so true!!
Man cold! This is so true! Laughed out loud!!!
Man flu! Funny but so true!
So true! * giggle*
Sometimes, even I can't tell if I'm being sarcastic or if I'm really just a bitch.
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I usually just assume that I'm a sarcastic bitch. Cover all of the bases, ya know?
And then... Oh, right, I'm a sarcastic bitch.
Story of my life :)
the facts of life
Haha so true
story of my life
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"i'd block you, but then i couldn't see all the stupid things you put on facebook and make fun of you for them." #ecard
Free, Friendship Ecard: I'd block you, but then I couldn't see all the stupid things you put on Facebook and make fun of you for them.
I might be guilty of this with 1 or 2 of my Facebook "friends"
The reason why I still have quite a few of my FB friends.
Reason I still have some of my Facebook friends
90% of my FB friends.
Everyday I fall more in love with you.
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Funny Family Ecard: Everyday I fall in love with you more and more. Except yesterday, yesterday you were pretty annoying. Haha. So true!
In keeping w/my policy of truth and 'no sugar coating' I thought we could BOTH use this and laugh and move on. HEY look @ me letting go and shit ;p
Everyday I fall in love with you more and more. Except yesterday, yesterday you were pretty annoying. | Family Ecard | someecards.com
*giggle* I shouldn't have laughed QUITE as hard as I did when I read this one LOL
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Hahaha #E Card
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And then pluck it from the carpet and throw it down again, so it can now be sucked up into the vacuum cleaner....
I just did this on Saturday!! Anything to keep from having to bend over to pick it up!
Anything to keep from having to bend over to pick it up! So true though!
I may or may not have done this a million times in my life lol
Anything to keep from having to bend over to pick it up!
Well the vacuum cleaner needs to learn its lesson!
oh my god...this is my life...
Haha so true :(
That's the truth
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Yep. Story of my life. I can ALWAYS spend money there.
Story of my life. I always walk out with something.
Haha! I love Target. #humor #Target #lol #funny
Story of my life!! Who doesn't love target?!
Story of my life @sarah Dougherty hahaha
Said no one ever. Funny stuff.
i wish everyone abided by this lol
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Real friends. Like my best friend and my sister calling me a dingbat after I ran into a wall! Also when I hit my head on my bunk-bed and when I tripped over a suit case! Ahhh the best time of my life! :D
@Cayden Gaston and that is why we're best friends lol.. bitch
Real friends. My best friend and I do this all time. :)
Real friends. Whit must be the best friend ever.
not necessarily real friends just best friends.
Real friends. Love my friends!
Real friends <3!!!
real friends lol
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LOL, well for me, not necessarily skinny just thinner. but i still feel like a busted can of biscuits! that's so funny!
I think it's weird how somedays I feel skinny and somedays I feel like a busted can of biscuits. | Confession Ecard | someecards.com
This happens to me... i dislike waking up and feeling like busted can of biscuits... happens more times than waking up and feeling skinny!!
I think it's weird how somedays I feel skinny and somedays I feel like a busted can of biscuits.
OK, so I never "really" feel "skinny", but that busted can of biscuits thing, yeah, that's me!
Story of my life! Today I'm feeling like the busted can of biscuits...
hahahaha well said
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Facebook is constantly reminding me that people uglier than me are getting engaged bahaha
HAHAHAHA THIS IS MY LIFE. and its sad.. because i should be married! LOL
hahaha i dont really mind not being engaged, its just funny and true.
mean i know, and not necessarily true, but still funny!
so wrong but Soo true and funny. Hahaha
...or getting pregnant. this is true.
ugly people getting married
Sad but true and funny
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happy thoughts http://www.positivewordsthatstartwith.com/ Image detail for -Nice Quotes for life | Positive Thinking - Inspirational Quotes ... Great advice lol
I need to apply this more in my life. :-) | Inspirational Quotes https://www.mythirtyone.com/RachelM31/
i give it over to you | don t you love this quote its so true your mind has a way of going ...
Don't over think. Don't stress. Thoughts become things. #truth #quotes #quoteoftheday
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Truth! I need to apply this more in my life. :-) | Inspirational Quotes
I need to remember this quote for every second of my life. lol
Calm quotes inspirational so true
Quotes and thoughts to live by
"After a while, you just want to be with the one that makes you laugh." - Mr. Big. SATC
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''After a while, you just want to be with the one that makes you laugh'' ~ Mr. Big~ you always made me laugh, i thought i always made you laugh too
after a while, you just want to be with the one that makes you laugh. mr. big, sex and the city. #sexandthecity #quote #inspiration #motivation
''After a while, you just want to be with the one that makes you laugh'' ~ Mr. Big sex in the city quote
my favorite Sex and the City quote!!! Mr. Big <3
truth. Sex and the city mr big wisdoms
So true! (Mr. Big - Sex and the City)
Sex and the city #quote Mr. Big
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Sex and the city quote
''All that I am or hope to be, I owe to my mother.'' I have the best mom.
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"All that I am or hope to be, I owe to my mother" -Abraham Lincoln | In honor of Mother's Day in May
I hope that my kids say this about me one day... My mom was a woman I aspired to be as a child. I only hope to live a life they admire. Mothers Day Quotes
Quote should be "All that I am or hope to be, I owe to my angel mother" -Abraham Lincoln. Either way it's still true
sweet and simple quote "all that I am or hope to be, I owe to my mother" - Abraham Lincoln
''All that I am or hope to be, I owe to my mother.'' Really great quote and so true...
Make sure to show your Mum how much you care this Mother's Day #inspiration #quote
"All that I am or hope to be, I owe to my mother" -Abraham Lincoln So True!
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Mother's Day quote
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Funny Confession Ecard: Raisin oatmeal cookies that look like chocolate chip cookies are the main reason I have trust issues.
oatmeal raisin and chocolate chip. This just made me laugh because I like both but hate the surprise! Ha!
hahaha this funny, but don't get me wrong I like raisin oatmeal cookies almost as much as I like chocolate chip cookies(:
Raisin oatmeal cookies that look like chocolate chip cookies are the main reason I have trust issues. | Confession Ecard | someecards.com
:-) funny, but has happened to me and I don't like chocolate chip cookies!!!
So funny & yes I hate raisin cookies it really does do something to you!!!
Evil oatmeal raisin cookies just pretend to be chocolate chip cookies!
trust issues :-) #funny #humor #ecard
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Yes, I know I'm a bitch. Bitch trumps stupid motherfucker EVERY TIME!! Lmao
bitch trumps stupid motherfucker every time... cause it does
Story of my life right now. :)
Bitch quotes. Ex quotes.
So wrong but oh so funny
Ugg!! Stupid people
True story. - ecard
I think this every time I do laundry.
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We can put up inspiration and funny mother quotes in different sizes for the home and family prep night.
Ecard Laundry sucks
Some days this really applies.
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all day/every day....my sentiments exactly
Yeah, I can relate to this.
Ha! Ya, I can relate...
Story of my life haha…
Oh how I can relate...
my sentiments exactly
My life motto
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love it... when I tell my husband this he always looks at me like "is this a trick?"
if only men understood this, it would make life so much easier... :)
Pretty much…I still don't think my husband understand this.
From the book "Understanding Women 101"
Only if men understood women. Lol
take a hint guys haha
Good marriage advice
Haha so true!
Haha story of my life......