So there was a mushroom. He walked into a dance studio and saw a lady dancing and asked if he could dance with her. The lady said "no you cannot dance with me you're a mushroom" so the mushroom said "why not? I'm a real fungi!" hahahahahahaha
I realize this is blue gill fungus, but it also looks like hat trim inspiration to me! Ruched underbrim of shibori-streaked silk, anyone?