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too bad bitching doesn't burn calories.I'd be one skinny bitch!

Free, Seasonal Ecard: Holiday cookie swap, my ass.  I'd rather have a cocktail swap.  Same calories, cleaner kitchen!

Funny Seasonal Ecard: Holiday cookie swap, my ass. I'd rather have a cocktail swap.

funny pictures - funny quotes - I just ran my first marathon this morning

Just kidding I'm on my cupcake. Just kidding I hate cupcakes. Just kidding I live for cupcakes. Just kidding I live for veggies. Just kidding veggies make me sick. Just kidding millennials make me sick.

Lol so true!!! Cranky!

Warning: I'm exercising, eating right,and watching my alcohol intake. Which means I'm sober, I'm cranky, and I'm sore. So proceed with caution.

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Funny Confession Ecard: Im not anti-social. I just have a strong aversion to B., drama, and pretending. makes-me-laugh-quotes

If only it were that simple!

The Best Motherhood E-Cards

Funny Confession Ecard: Wouldn't it be SO great if we could put ourselves in the dryer for 10 minutes and come out wrinkle free .and three sizes smaller?

The government IS NOT your babies daddy!! So get a real job and take care of your kids... have you ever heard of birth control or maybe keeping your legs together for once. I'm tired of my tax money paying for your mistakes

Haha, so true! Even if Babies should be Baby's, still true and funny!

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Let's workout really hard, then rehydrate with margaritas! Let's workout really hard, then rehydrate with margaritas! Let's workout really hard, then rehydrate with margaritas!

Hold tight to your memories

"Remember the day you brought me home and you were filled with joy? Go to that place because I just drew all over the walls and shaved the dog. Always remember the joy-filled days!

The Pity Train

The pity train has just derailed at the corner if Suck It Up & Move On, and crashed into We All Have Problems, before coming to a stop at Get The Hell Over It. ** ouch, harsh but true

Or hit the gym. You could do that too.

For real! I seriously wish I could take some people shopping to buy clothes that fit! It seriously makes you look so much bigger wearing clothes 2 sizes too small!

Hilarious!Hilarious!

Good thing I work in advertising where its socially acceptable to drink at work. LOLOL Funny Workplace Ecard: If they arent going to let me drink at work, then they shouldnt let fucktards work here. rather-amusing

something to think about

Free and Funny News Ecard: Birth control pills should really be made for men. It makes more sense to unload a gun than to shoot a bulletproof vest.

Hahahahaha ecards

eCards - If you could lose weight by just wearing workout clothes, we'd be the skinniest bitches around.

On a scale of 1 to 10, how serious are they when it says... 'do NOT drink alcohol while taking this medicine'?

Funny Confession Ecard: On a scale of 1 to how serious are they when it says. 'do NOT drink alcohol while taking this medicine'?

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