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I wish this were real. Except I might have to actually make an "Exercise" board first haha!

Mom: "Stop touching the plants!"  Cati: "But I like them..."  Plant: *dies*

I don't think of myself as having a 'gray' thumb, but more of a plant hospice worker. Easing the transition so plants can go to Jesus. And sometimes I'm Kevorkian, speeding up their demise and helping them "transition"

Yes

When your best friend is pregnant and you realize you won't have kids at the same time as planned. In fact, at your rate hers will babysit yours. - I don't compete with my friends. I think this idea is really cool if I should have kids.

Tired of seeing your dirty bathroom with your rag drying in the background

I want to say this to people all the time. maybe not the get friends part, but just the stop taking pictures of yourself in the bathroom mirror. I believe it is ok until you are you must stop!

Yes! Lets take all of our toys from our bedroom into the clean living room. Mom loves that! | Family Ecard | someecards.com

Free and Funny Family Ecard: Yes! Lets take all of our toys from our bedroom into the clean living room. Mom loves that!

Turns out all my Pinterest clothes only look good on those skinny hookers in the pictures. Let's go get a cookie

Turn out all my clothes only look good on those skinny hookers in the pictures. Let's go get a cookie. Haugen Haugen Barb L Milsaps Soares

I don't live in the South, but I think this all time!!! I want one so bad but cannot live without my ceiling fan!!

ceiling fans in the south! I can attest For this I have a chandelier in my room and we have a floor fan

We all know the code words.

eCard: I'm going to let these pans soak. Otherwise known as, I don't feel like doing the dishes. This is so true and so me.

Knock Knock

Free and Funny Confession Ecard: The only thing this juice diet has cleansed me of is my will to live.

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