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Sorry I accidentally posted that terrible picture of you on facebook that I looked really hot in. | Apology Ecard | someecards.com

When I say 'I'd like to talk', what I really mean is 'I'd like to completely blindside you and unleash weeks of pent up frustration and resentment until you understand my feelings.'

I need to start eating more healthy, but first I need to eat all the junk food in the house so it's not there to tempt me anymore. story of my lifeeee

Funny Sympathy Ecard: Hurry up and clean the house! We don't want people to think we actually live the way we actually live!

I heard the lies you spread about me after I told you I no longer want you in my life. Thanks for validating my decision-making skills. - I think a couple friends need to see this!