Smart-ass Witch


I have a condition that makes me eat when I cant sleep. Its called Insom-nom-nom-nom-nia.

Tragically true

Pretty much, yeah.

I hope the bus you threw me under swerves to hit you on the sidewalk.

so true...

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Nailed it.

100% me!! Everytime!!!

every time

I can buy more hangers...

Happens all the time!


STRANGERS think I'm quiet. MY FRIENDS think I'm outgoing. MY BEST FRIENDS know that I'm completely insane.

My oldest for sure! LMAO!!

hahaha... cookies and shit

So true

Oh so totally true

If you sense I don't give a shit, it's because I don't.