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Yea that happens sometimes. The fun of your brain being quicker than your mouth.
No filter..... only after wine.....
Smart-ass Witch dont click photo
no filter... yup.. thats me. :)
no sensor on this mouth.
This fits me to a tee!
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I know, I swear a lot. 1. I am very sorry. 2. I'll try to be good. 3. 1 & 2 are lies. 4. You can Fuck Off. | Workplace Ecard | someecards.com
Bahaha! I know I don't really swear but this made me laugh!
Story of my life. There's a reason the BF calls me F-bomb
Like a sailor, my friends. Just like a sailor!
this makes me laugh more than it should!
My life story... All in one ecard. ;)
This is just the TRUTH! Except 1 & 2.
That's some funny shit.
I have a condition that makes me eat when I cant sleep. Its called Insom-nom-nom-nom-nia.
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Nom nom nom always hungry!!! :)
Oh My Freaking Stars!: Nom-Noms
Hahaaha but seriously
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It takes real skill to choke on air, fall up stairs and trip over completely nothing... I have that skill!
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Oh some people and their stairs, makes me giggle
It takes real skill to do these things----
It takes real skill...
My mad skills
Pretty much, yeah.
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I HATE math word problems.....and this is so true ..I laughed and spit wine!
Now that's funny stuff right there… | Ramblings of a mad woman!
math word problem. Haha! Oh yes, math problems are like this to me
Math word problems. How did I pass in any of my math classes?!
Every time I see a math problem…This is so true right now!!!!
Every time I see a math problem. story of my life :P
Lol I hate math problems!
How can I not blog about this picture? Yep, that’s my son, Nick. Way to go, Kiddo! Nick was featured in this photo (by Anthony Reyes - NWAOnline) and an article in the local newspaper. What a moment for Nick! Amazing stuff happens when we have goals, work really hard, stretch ourselves, and keep our eye on the ball. I have so much…
I hope the bus you threw me under swerves to hit you on the sidewalk.
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I'm very busy doing things I don't need to do in order to avoid doing anything I'm actually supposed to be doing. | Confession Ecard | someecards.com
A college student's life. Like now, for instance.
every college student's life
Welcome to Finals week....
My life story. Right now.
do this all the time lol
Truth. Story of my life!
Bahahaha All. The. Time.
So so true. - Click image to find more Humor Pinterest pins
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Bitchcraft- The art of pissing people off while smiling sweetly. | Confession Ecard | someecards.com
Funny Confession Ecard: Bitchcraft- The art of pissing people off while smiling sweetly. lol
Bitchcraft- The art of pissing people off while smiling sweetly. Bahahahaha @ Renita :)
Art Its an art! shits-giggles
Hahahahaha - totally ME!!
I love this quote!!!!
Story of my life
100% me!! Everytime!!!
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My shopping trips usually consist of me filling my cart up with stuff, and then slowly putting everything back. | Confession Ecard | someecards.com
Funny Confession Ecard: My shopping trips usually consist of me filling my cart up with stuff, and then slowly putting everything back.
Funny Confession Ecard: My shopping trips usually consist of me filling my cart up with stuff, and then slowly putting everything #funny commercial #interesting ads #commercial ads #funny commercial ads| http://funny-ads-61.blogspot.com
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Thanks for teaching us this mom @Bonnie S. S. S. S. S. Santizo lol
My husband does this ALL THE TIME!!!! Ugh!
Every single time! Story of my life...
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Didn't realize I did this until I read this ecard... I think it helps me concentrate.
yup. every time #lol #funny #hilarious #pickmeup #amusing #hysterical #hahaha
Ha! I do that when I get lost- no music, will help me focus. LOL
I do this! It's like it helps me concentrate or something lol
Every time!!!! or turning it completely off when im lost...
Doesn't everyone do this? #Humor #Lol #Funny #Quote
Lol I do this but its to help me concentrate :)
Ain't nobody got time for music when im lost!
It helps me focus! Don't judge! Lol
I can buy more hangers...
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I just had to clean out 4 things I don't wear to find empty hangers for the 4 new things I bought...true story...lol
A girl's life: no room or hangers in the closet, but still NEEDING more clothes!
So true. Story of my life. @stacy darby
Haha so true. Story of my life today.
sad but true. Story of my life
basically. Story of my life...
So true!! Story of my life.
All the time!
Happens all the time!
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The moment that you realize that you've been at work for only an hour. | Workplace Ecard | someecards.com
real life @Tanya Knyazeva Lang @Krista McNamara Hallonquist @Lauren Davison Coyle @Cassie G Clegg-moore @Jillian Medford Wolfgang
Yesterday at 10am thinking the morning had flown by before realizing the storm delay meant I only got there at 9...
The moment that you realize that you've been at work for only an hour. Every damn day! @Ellen Page Page Page Burcher
The moment that you realize that you've been at work for only an hour....this had been my week - happens all the time!
The moment that you realize that you've been at work for only an hour and you still have 13 more hours to go! lol ;)
The moment that you realize that you've been at work for only an hour....this had been my week yep every m-f
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LOL. This is SOOOOOOO me! Can't tell you how many times I've eaten all the junk food so I can start eating healthy...
Yeah this is my life right now. What else am I gonna do with all of this darn junk food? Sound like anybody you know?
I need to start eating more healthy, but first I need to eat all the junk food in the house so it's not there to tempt me anymore. Story of my life
my life every couple months.....i eat healthy for a couple weeks, then buy junk and get mad cause i sit and eat it lol
Yep I've Totally done this. But junk food always wins. Have you noticed people who eat healthy have a shorter life sentance. And people who eat unhealthy they live longer. Hmmm i wonder why that is:0)
my life...only then i buy more junk food to replace what i've eaten
Diet Plan Step 1...completely sabotage diet plan
Eating Healthy?! lol Story of my life!
Funny Stuff #junkfood
STRANGERS think I'm quiet. MY FRIENDS think I'm outgoing. MY BEST FRIENDS know that I'm completely insane.
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completely insane with a disgusting mind :)
haha story of my life!
story of my life... ;P
story of my life hahah
umm YEP! NAILED IT!!
Story. Of. My. Life.
This is my life.
My oldest for sure! LMAO!!
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Totally me!! LOL "Don't expect a 'Bless You' after the 5th sneeze. Get it under control." #ecard #medicine
Ha! That’s funny! I sneeze like 50 times.. hahaha you can understand that @Veronica Verduzco ;) #wesneezealot
Don't expect a 'Bless you' after the 5th sneeze. Get it under control. | Confession Ecard | someecards.com
Free, Confession Ecard: Don't expect a 'Bless you' after the 5th sneeze. Get it under control.
This is my life all the time!
hahaha... cookies and shit
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Haha. Hehehe. Giggle. LOL. LMAO. LMFAO. (Funny. Ecards. Laugh. Joke. Hilarious. Humor) 'I'm a lady, but when I'm mad I'm an evil sadistic demon spawned bitch from hell that'll make you wish you were never born...and when I'm happy, I bake cookies and shit.'
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ecards | "I'm a lady, but when I'm mad, I'm an evil sadistic demon spawned bitch from hell that'll make you wish you were never born... And when I'm happy, I bake cookies and shit."
I bake cookies hahaha so true
True story ;)
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It takes about 2.9 seconds for me to go from this is the best day ever to I want to stab every person on planet Earth. // YES.
It takes about 2.9 seconds for me to go from 'this is the best day ever' to 'I want to stab every person on planet Earth.' | Confession Ecard
It takes about 2.9 seconds for me to go from "this is the best day ever" to "I want to stab every person on planet earth."
It takes about 2.9 seconds for me to go from this is the best day ever to I want to stab every person on planet Earth.
True story....but I probably don't need to tell anyone, as I think I was the last one to figure it out!
It takes about 2.9 seconds for me to go from 'this is the best day ever' to 'I want to stab every person on planet Earth.'
"Best Day Ever" to "I want to stab every person on the planet Earth" in 2.9 seconds@xoleannemariexo this is so you
It takes about 2.9 seconds for me to go from 'this is the best day ever' to 'I want to stab every person on planet Earth.' :-)
True story, @Kelly Teske Goldsworthy Teske Goldsworthy Teske Goldsworthy Bridges and @nikki striefler striefler striefler York . Thank you for always letting me vent!
Oh so totally true
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Hell hath no fury like me when I'm slightly inconvenienced and hungry. - Quote Giggle
Hell hath no fury- oh so true...
Lol!!!! True story :D
Hahaha true story
True story, bro.
Yup. True story.
Ha, true story.
If you sense I don't give a shit, it's because I don't.