Smart-ass Witch

I have a condition that makes me eat when I cant sleep. Its called Insom-nom-nom-nom-nia.

so true...

so true...

Yep

story of my life

True that

Someone said to me, 'You're hard on your kids.' Yeah, that's why they aren't little assholes.

I really do!

I'm having technical difficulties with my attitude today

... So tell me why I'm still single? ;)

Always

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funny ecards

Lmfao!!

true.

Everytime.

Don't you play me!

If you sense I don't give a shit, it's because I don't.