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funny how this is still true sometimes with certain people you have to deal with in adult life...

Dear neighbor please make a note of this.... 1. Please tell your kids to pick up their toys so I don't stop every time I come home to pick them up. 2. Please let your children know that it is rude to... Look in other peoples windows, put their hands on other peoples cars, and ding dong ditch. Thanks

Somewhere, somebody out there is thinking of you, and the tremendous impact you made on their life. It's not me...I think you're an idiot.

There are two types of people in this world: People you drink with, and people you are with that make you want to drink.

Funny Confession Ecard: The Pity Train has just derailed at the corner of Suck It Up & Move On, and crashed into We All Have Problems, before coming to a stop at Get The Hell Over It.