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Funny Family Ecard: The longer I stay in the shower, the longer I can pretend that the kids aren't fighting or destroying my house.unless they are doing both IN the bathroom

See, I'm just thinking of others.

I stay a bit overweight because it wouldn't be fair to all the skinny people if I were this attractive, intelligent, funny AND thin. It's public service really.

ROFL!!!! ~Mom is frantic & asking us to hurry up, you go dump all the cereal out & pour syrup on it, I'm pooping my pants right now & going to throw all the shoes in the toilet

This is so my children! Funny Family Ecard: Mom is frantic & asking us to hurry up, you go dump all the cereal out & pour syrup on it, I'm pooping my pants right now & going to throw all the shoes in the toilet.

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Silence is golden. unless you have a toddler in that case silence is very, very suspicious . Run!

...you don't need that kind of negativity in your life...

If Don't Stop Believin' starts playing and the person you're with doesn't sing along, stop talking to them. You don't need that kind of negativity in your life.oh how I love me some Journey!

Every day

Funny Workplace Ecard: I often find myself contemplating if punching you in the face would be worth losing my job. Most days the answer is yes. And by punch I mean with a stapler

Let us eat cake!

I feel fat today. And to make myself feel better, I will eat this cake. Yes.Everyday of my life.except with ice cream!

Haha...

I just replaced the can of air freshener in the office bathroom with an air horn. And now we wait. E-Card. The perfect waiting game.

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Funny Thinking of You Ecard: I was just wondering . Does anyone else get road rage from pushing a cart through Walmart . or is it just me?

Sometimes we need these types of days

Funny quote with cats. My goal this weekend is to move just enough so no one thinks I am dead.

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