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I don't laugh often, but when I do it's usually because someone fell. Stay clumsy my friends.

I don't laugh often, but when I do it's usually because someone fell. Stay clumsy my friends.

My silence doesn't mean I agree with your statement...it's just that the level of your ignorance has rendered me speechless.

My silence doesn't mean I agree with your statement...it's just that the level of your ignorance has rendered me speechless.

Funny Confession Ecard: instead of cleaning i just watched an episode of hoarders. i didn't realize how fantastic my house really looks.

Funny Confession Ecard: instead of cleaning i just watched an episode of hoarders. i didn't realize how fantastic my house really looks.

I'm sorry but I am NOT BORING. I just decided it was time to stop boozing, partying, flirting and dancing...it's called being a Responsible Adult.

I'm sorry but I am NOT BORING. I just decided it was time to stop boozing, partying, flirting and dancing...it's called being a Responsible Adult.

Me, jog? Pfffftt. If you see me running, you better run too cuz something is chasing me!

Me, jog? Pfffftt. If you see me running, you better run too cuz something is chasing me!

I set my clock ahead to prevent being late.....all it really does is sharpen my subtraction skills.

I set my clock ahead to prevent being late.....all it really does is sharpen my subtraction skills.

Homemade with love. In other words, I licked the spoon and kept using it.

Homemade with love. In other words, I licked the spoon and kept using it.

Why yes, I will spend 50 dollars more to get free shipping to avoid paying 3 dollars for shipping.

Why yes, I will spend 50 dollars more to get free shipping to avoid paying 3 dollars for shipping.

I can't count the times ppl have mentioned my Elephant Memory.  The ex hates it :-)

I can't count the times ppl have mentioned my Elephant Memory. The ex hates it :-)