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I'm laughing, but it's my new favorite holiday.
:D -- A great way to fix a printer jam is to go out to Happy Hour and let someone else deal with it.
Didn't even know there is a National Margarita Day but I'll drink to that!
The Inner Monologue of a Pinner: 'I want to sew!' 'No, I want to workout.' 'Wait, is that a mason jar?' 'Oh f*ck it, now I want cake.'
It appears that autocorrect has become my worst enema. | Workplace Ecard | someecards.com
80% of my conversations with others occur inside my head. someecards
I admit I get a small rush of joy when I open the dryer to find the clothes still damp. It's the like the dryer is procrastinating for me.
Laugh 'Til You Fart @ funnypictures247.com
I often walk a fine line between "super fun" mom and "kinda psychotic, maybe we should call the authorities" mom.
I'll love you forever, I'll like you for always, but if you continue to scream like that I'm going to act like I don't know you.
Sometimes I forget to change the captions on my pins and worry people will think I really said that.
Some days, the supply of available curse words is insufficient to meet my demands.
I love getting Repinned by a stranger. It validates my good taste.
This has been my summer...hope I don't forget either of these on the first day back to school! LOL!
I do so many things well, none of which generate income.