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This could be a daily prayer
Morning prayer :)
There's the serenity prayer and there's this.
Dear Lord, all I ask is that you help me control my bladder when I cough or sneeze. Amen.
I'd be the Zuckerberg of snark, except I'd go public before I'd topped out the value, and I'd live a much more excessive lifestyle. Ok, bad example.
Denial, Anger, Bargaining, Depression, Acceptance... The five stages of waking up.
I hate the quotes on the pastel background, but this is so true. I never chase shots, and should really stop chasing men...
I laughed too hard at this. more funny pics on facebook: www.facebook.com/...
Funny Confession Ecard: Choosing the perfect outfit for one night can destroy an entire room.
Lord, grant me the serenity to accept stupid people the way they are, courage to maintain self-control, and wisdom to know if I act on it, I will go to jail!
How to pour wine. Some days you just need a little extra.
This would be my husband. I can tell you, he loves the crap out of me......works my nerves on purpose!!!
How I feel when people try to talk about shows or movies, if they haven't read the books first.
Wineorexia: A condition in which no matter how full a wine glass is the person believes it's not full enough.
Bless me with patience... Not opportunities to be patient, I've had plenty of those and they don't seem to be working. The actual patience...