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Funny Encouragement Ecard: Lord grant me the serenity to accept the messy state my house is in, the courage to start cleaning, and the wisdom to not let it get this way again.

No, I do not have a drinking problem. It's just that I'm working on this craft I found on Pinterest and I need 1587 more wine corks.

Lord, grant me the serenity to accept stupid people the way they are, courage to maintain self-control, and wisdom to know if I act on it, I will go to jail!

Funny Somewhat Topical Ecard: Some days, there comes a time when no matter what the question is, the answer is wine.

Whether you see your glass half-empty or half-full it doesnt matter. You did NOT pour enough wine into your glass. Start over.

Bless me with patience... Not opportunities to be patient, I've had plenty of those and they don't seem to be working. The actual patience...

I am a coffee addict. And I'm almost positive I will become just a little bit alcoholic once I can legally buy alcohol

need to give as gift...add a bottle wine for female & duct tape for male with this saying attached.... love it quick,easy,& cheap :)

Funny . . . but so true. I could really go for a glass of wine and a million dollars.

Meagan Finnegan Boss I was thinking this about a minute before I saw this pin. IT'S SO TRUE.