Lord, give me coffee to change the things I can change, and wine to accept the things I can't.

Lately this can happen any time of the day.

I'm having fruit salad for dinner. well, it's mostly grapes actually. okay, all grapes. fermented grapes. i'm having wine for dinner.

Yep

Coffee, you're on the bench...

I love ordering things online because when they arrive, it’s like a present from me to me. #ecards

basically.

Accurate

Funny . . . but so true. I could really go for a glass of wine and a million dollars.

MmMM HMMMM HAHAHAH

AMEN!!!!!!!!

Wine = Day getting better.

But wine...

Hahaha awesome!

can I get an amen?

Haha

Completely accurate

The truth of the matter: "I'm sorry that I got angry and said alot of things that I meant but still should not have said."

This cracks me up!

Coffee and wine are like my life coaches. Coffee is there for a pat on the ass, 'Go get'em we can do this!' And then wine is like, 'You'll get them tomorrow. You gave it a good shot. Keep your chin up.'