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Funny Confession Ecard: You would think that after this many years of sleeping I would know of a comfortable place to put my stupid arms.

Funny Confession Ecard: You would think that after this many years of sleeping I would know of a comfortable place to put my stupid arms. Every night it's a problem.

I don't understand how some women have 20 plusbridesmaids. I don'teven like that many people.

this is the most accurate thing ever. I don't get the whole bridesmaid thing, period. They get people they hardly ever talk to so it looks like they actually have friends.

I hate it when I plan my day and nobody follows the script

read the script people! This so me control freak lord I am aweful.

There are eight ways of contacting me through my phone that don't involve me having to talk to you. Use one of those.

I die a little each time my phone rings. Hate talking on the phone

My diet can best be described as, 'unchaperoned child at a birthday party.'

:) That's sounds great. My diet would be described as a child watching a birthday party through a glass window.all the time.

Sorry, I'm not Adele. I don't wish the best for you nor do I want to find someone like you. I do, however, want to set fire to all of your stuff.

Funny Breakup Ecard: Sorry, I'm not Adele. I do, however, want to set fire to all of your stuff. Too funny

This is definitely accurate

To help ease the baby fever: Every time I see a cute kid, I remind myself how awesome it is to sleep through the night.

Rubbermaid works well for this, too.

Funny Confession Ecard: Tupperware is so handy for those times when you feel like throwing out your food another day. this is our family in an ecard.

i'm pretty sure i know the girl who did this. Yes. Yes I do.:)

Free and Funny Confession Ecard: Oh honey, you must have been confused. You're supposed to live out Bible verses, not just get them tattooed and hope that does the trick.

7 Ways to Stop Procrastinating Starting Tomorrow »Ryan Avery

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...and untalented. Don't forget untalented. I can't make ANYTHING out of old film canisters and candle wax!

+ out of shape. SO true. As I lay here on the couch and pin.

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