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speaking as someone on meds ANY amount of alcohol would kill me.that adds more depth to this I feel.

@Shannon O'Neill....just like camping for princesses?

I'm outdoorsy in that I like getting drunk on patios! Lol -- if patios said PORCHES this would be perfect for the BU Music dept! Porch parties -- I miss them!

lol, yup.. I would drink that class of water if you ever were on fire, horrible people

Gorgeous Rainbow Hair

"I don't exactly hate you but if you were on fire and I had water, I'd drink it." <--- Haha, I hate saying this but sometimes I feel this way towards some people!

Lol this represents every fangirl who celebrates Christmas.

Me: I want a unicorn for Christmas. Santa: Be realistic. Me: Okay, I want a boyfriend. Santa: So what color do you want your unicorn?

May give it a shot, 10 minutes of kissing=20 minutes on the elipitical, find it hard to believe, but it can't hurt, lol!

"One minute of kissing burns 26 calories. No wonder those sluts are so damn skinny." ~Unknown Oh wait, guess I fit in this category;

You know a girl is mad

It's true. You know a girl is mad when she starts off her sentence saying "I just find it funny how." because there's a chance she did not find it funny.

Bahahahahahahahah sooo saying this next time haha!!!!!

That would be awesome, if only I could say it and keep a straight face. hahaha I get told I look familiar all the time!so funny.

Seal laughs!!!   โ™ฅ d

Laughing so hard noise comes out and you just sit there clapping like a retarded seal. Source: You can't be best friends without insulting each other constantly (Fb)