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Funny Cry for Help Ecard: I dont know if you know this, but your boobs go inside your shirt.

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Funny Baby Ecard: Taking a Shower: A mom's brief moment to be free of spit-up, solve the world's problems, be the best singer eve.

Sorry that most of my hilarious jokes are borderline inappropriate.   And by sorry, I mean You're Welcome.

This is totally me. Funny Apology Ecard: Sorry that most of my hilarious jokes are borderline inappropriate. And by sorry, I mean you're welcome.

Now that I'm a mom, this happens way too often "/

My brain is giving me...

Unfortunately, that's about what I've been doing lately!

While I've been recovering from the flu, Diddly Squats have been a part of my daily exercise routine!

It would be far more positive. #LOL

I guess that makes me a fatty. I have an overwhelming amount of patience with some of the most annoying people in the universe - people with problem feet.

Being an adult sucks sometimes....

Don't mistake this fake smile and professional body language.I'd punch you in the throat if I knew I wouldn't lose my job. So true about some people!

I don't want to fold my laundry. So I'll restart the dryer. 3 times... ...in a row.

Oh I restarted mine 5 times before I finally took my laundry out of the dryer . I hate laundry

The 7 Best Ways to Get Rid of Cellulite

it's not cellulite, it's my body's way of saying "i'm sexy".in braille, too funny!

Your kind, nurturing and gentle mom is off shift at 9pm. I suggest you get your ass to bed before her replacement- AngryBitchyMommy- arrives.

Kind, nurturing, gentle mom shift ends really at and at you better be in bed or else!

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