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This would be great on a business card...simply hand out to people who are being...well...you know.

Me the last couple days of not eating solid food!!

Your lies from today are no longer coinciding with your lies from yesterday. At least get them straight if it's all you have to contribute.

I have never gone back to an ex, but if I were to even think about it, the last crazy one would not be on the list!!!! Hahahahahahaha

Thank you for vanishing all you twat waffle asshole people I once knew!!! Ahhhh...life is good without you phonie bolognies!!!