kinda feel like this

That's why I always say NO second chances. "Sometimes, giving someone a second chance is like giving them an extra bullet for their gun, since they missed you the first time.

don't hate the player, hate the game.

Funny Flirting Ecard: Treat me like a queen and I'll treat you like a king. Treat me like a game and I'll show you how its played.

if you have to put yourself on apedastol to feel better about yourself | in Funny / 1 August 2013 /

don't let my looks deceive you. i have the mouth of a sailor, the temper of an italian housewife, and the the tolerance of an irish man. LOL truth x 100

I am going to verbally assault you like you would never expect from a white girl.

I am going to verbally assault you like you would never expect from a white girl! My friend Missy says just because I LOOK asian, I am truly white deep down inside!

Ecard humor

Funny Encouragement Ecard: Some mornings I wake up and think, yep, todays the day I punch someone square in the throat.

Please, please don't be a bitch to me. Because then I'll have to be a bitch back and I can do it better than you.

Free and Funny Reminders Ecard: Please, please don't be a bitch to me. Because then I'll have to be a bitch back and I can do it better than you.

IT would have to be a really scary IT clown and that Tequila had better be top shelf!   Running?  The clown better have two knives.

funny quotes ecards running with you clown chasing us bloody knife margaritas finish line

You say my morals are old fashioned? I say it's a sign of being brought up properly.

You say my morals are old fashioned? I say it's a sign of being brought up properly. Thanks, Mom & Dad.

story of my life

Funny pictures about A woman without curves. Oh, and cool pics about A woman without curves. Also, A woman without curves.

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