wipe your mouth
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Those that call BS with "biblical" "truth" and "fact" are not very good at wiping anything let alone their mouths. Godless whores claiming they have a man-god or heritage?
I wonder if certain people really believe the things that come out of their mouths sometimes!?!
I feel such pity for a person who STILL can't fathom not being loved enough by HER first choice. Pretending her life is perfect expecting mine to be false. Hoping she finds peace in the person who is accepting her as sloppy seconds. Move on marry someone willing to accept you and put up with your ambiguous feelings. Fake. Know this....I will be holding loving and enjoying the person you so sought out for years. Quit trying to lie about the truth! Wipe the bullshit from your mouth.
Wipe your mouth, there is still a tiny bit of bullshit around your lips.
need to remember this next time some people open their mouths.....
Some people could use a LOT of napkins...
haha..so true for some people.
Ha! Funny stuff right there.
move on brah
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This made me laugh and is so true in some areas in my life. however, I could NEVER put it on my wall.
This is so true, in regards to quite a lot of things I either find inconsequential or just not my business.
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So funny, so true "You cannot imagine the immensity (greatness/magnitude) of the fuck I do not give" painted canvas quote project
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I read this and the first thing I thought was damn I can her Kori saying this...@Adrienne Taylor
to some things. this is so true.
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you really cant..
I feel lime this should be under funny stuff but i would also use it in a story so... Im just going to put it under writing prompts because i usually look back there to get story ideas. Ok baiii
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no, no I acknowledged you the first time. Ignored you the second time and finally tuned you out after that. Selective hearing works as well, lol. Oh and shutting off your hearing aids works wonders as well, hahaha
There's no need to repeat yourself. I ignored you just fine the first time.
This is soooooooooo true! Some people just don't get it!
I think I just found the motto my children have adopted.
Funny how ignoring some people just washes over them
My dear children must say this all the time
I am not sure why I find this so funny
some people just don't get the hint
My people skills are just fine, it’s my tolerance to idiots that needs work. #quote
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Haha. Exactly. I've been told I "need to work on my people skills" and this is my response to that.
People skills~ My boss told me to work on my customer service. I told I would when the customers weren't a**holes.
My people skills are just fine, it’s my tolerance to idiots that needs work. #quote.. So true.. I'm trying to fix it..
So true. Candice, I feel like this relates to both of us and our low tolerance to morons, haha.
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I thought I was not a people person---maybe this is the real truth
funny quote people skills @Lisa Bailey
so true...need to work on this...
People skills..lol so true!
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if you're gonna be a bitch, you might as well be a skinny bitch ;)....LOL B.C. the ones that r running there shit talkers r not run way models by a long shot!!!
As much as your sorry mouth runs about shit you don't know you'd think your ass would be one not two! I mean fuck! Proud that I'm working...going to school and raising my kids without you a part of it. All you wanted was a way to hang on to 'your' man. Funny kids aren't around and you ain't got him! Now raise ur own two fatherless kids! Good luck! Say it to my face don't be a coward bitch!!
Damn I know several if these people....have nothing better to do-makes me wonder if they're adults or catty teenage girls....
Some cunts can only run their mouth on Pinterest and block folks when we retaliate that's ok tho I fucking know a lot about your skank ass I won't hesitate to shut that cum trap for you
Ha I know a couple of people who seriously would be in good shape if they ran as much as their mouth...
When you're be in the depression could you PLEASE write me a letter where you describing your view about me, how you see me. Please without nice words I just want the truth. I really need this.
if you're gonna be a bitch, you might as well be a skinny bitch ;)...& this is soooo appropriate for some co-workers lol
Now I understand. Fat bitch you think he wants that shit. Say what you want where is he now . He dropped you like nothing because you meant nothing. LMFAO
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Oh how badly I want to say this in real life!
Yes, Thank you! I hate close minded people!
close minded people
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TRUTH. and a line at airport security for people who already have their belt and shoes off and their computer out. Seriously. I got that shit on lock down at the airport.
Truth. There should be one line at every store for people who have their shit together.
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I just got back from the grocery store. This is so true!
Grocery Store Problems...My thoughts exactly!!!
Truth... Especially at airport security!
So true! or Airport security !!
So true! Makes me laugh!!'
This made me giggle.
This made me laugh way harder than it should.
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OMG...this could almost be a bumper sticker...offensive, yet hilarious; naughty, but so true...just completely unexpected...hahaha
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Wise words- so true!
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@Janayoungbaron does this remind you of anyone? Shame on people who profess what great people they are but don't show it..Hypocrite? Christian? I don't think so...
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Is it Republican hypocrite...or Christian hypocrite? I just can not decide.
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What ETC really stands for. lol funny!
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Etc. End of thinking capacity
Etcetera Etcetera Etcetera
Truth right there.
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Internet Quotes.. Hahahahaha!! Let's just thing about this , this is supposed to be said from Abraham Lincoln.. now I'm no history major, but wasn't he dead before the internet came out?! #epicfail
true. so true. ..what? Abraham Lincoln couldn't have actually said that? ha, still true :)
What? You mean it's not really a quote from Abraham Lincoln?! Funny stuff :)
Internet quotes....by Abe Lincoln...;)
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So true. Thanks honest Abe!
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Internet quotes-so funny
"you are a giant asshole." i demand that you give me back my heart unbroken, once and for all.
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David's valentines day card. It LOOKS pretty, he probably won't even notice what it really says.
Can I print these out for some people for valentines day? Ha!
Can I give these out for Valentine’s Day next year?
Valentine's Day... You are a giant asshole.
perfect valentine's day card
Happy Valentines Day????%&*!
Lol funny stuff:)
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I have a few people this could apply to: One Day My Patience Will Run Out, And I Will Punch You In The Face. Very Hard!
One Day My Patience Will Run Out, And I Will Punch You In The Face. Very Hard! #Tumblr (This was one of my favorite quotes ever and it def spoke volumes of how I felt and almost what I was going to seriously do to a certain someone)
"One day my patience will run out, and I will punch you. In the face. Very hard" It's likely to happen sooner rather than later for a certain someone.
I think I've outgrown the punching people in the face phase of my life, but we'll see. :)
hahaha i need to say this to some people in my life
Truth. Definitely feel this way with some people.
so true about some people
It's gonna happen...
Yes, It's me!!!
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One of life's most important truths....stop hating smartasses...LIGHTEN UP. lol
So true....I am guilty of being the smart ass and the uptight one too...
finally a sign to fend of the discrimination against smart-asses
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exactly! I'd rather be a smart ass than a dumb ass!
For my smart ass friends....
Don"t hate us...
I know a few...
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Santa saw your Facebook page. You get nothing this Christmas you whore. E-Card
because bad girls don't wait till Christmas to get what they want!
Sounds like I need to make this a christmas card to a few people.
I got this e-card straight from Santa!
hahahaha why is this so funny to me?
haha good thing it's private
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Great quote. Made me giggle, but so true.
True story. Needed a good laugh!
Bhahahahaha true story
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True story bro
Ho fo sho.
Sarcastic Humor - Common Sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it.
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Oh, after 10 yrs in Law enforcement i learned not everyone is born with common sense. True story, but it's Job security. Lol
"common sense is like deodorant, the people who need it the most never use it." #haha #sotrue
Yes! EXACTLY!!!! LOL. The funny thing is, a lot of people I know need both.
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Common sense is like deodorant. So true!!! Wisdom right there!!
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Common sense. True story
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Needless to say,Trying to understand what your "feeling of the moment" is just getting really tiring. I'm just not gonna do it anymore. Talk to me like I'm dirt.. Smh, im usually considerate of your feelings but man fuck you.! you really don't care about me. At least now I don't expect you to anymore
Needless to say, my feelings were hurt tonight. Trying to understand what your "feeling of the moment" is just getting really tiring. I'm just not gonna do it anymore. Talk to me like I'm dirt and that I'm bothering you then post bout your girlfriend... Smh, im usually considerate of your feelings but man fuck you.! you really don't care about me. At least now I don't expect you to anymore
When people try to go behind your back, then get caught, then try and back track and screw up royally, yeah, fuck you.
Been hurt so much these last few months, no joke I hate most of the people I know- fuck you.some people need to get lives these days
Fuck you Seriously, I've never hated anyone in my life more than I hate you.
I feel that way about some people right now :/
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Yeah fuck off and FUCK YOU!
Haha. So true! Jack grabs my hair and gives me swift kicks to the face. I don't blame him, as I am quite the tickle monster.