Genius

guess that's it...

Funny Weekend Ecard: So, I am going to go stand outside. If anyone asks, tell them I'm OUTSTANDING!

I need to start eating more healthy, but first I need to eat all the junk food in the house so it's not there to tempt me anymore.

No lunch for me. I'm on a new diet called, 'I have Five Dollars till Friday.'

Abs Are Great But Have You Tried Donuts - Funny Doughnut T-Shirt

YES

I don't fart. I whisper in my panties. | Confession Ecard | someecards.com

bahaha!

I am laughing out loud-seriously-who thinks that Pepsi is anything close to the amazingness that is Coca-cola?!

The Origin of Shitty Ideas (Hahahahaha!)

Agree.

The weatherman gave no indication of the shitstorm of crazy people that were coming in today.

hahaha just another quote for @Areej Alalwan Shouman

See??? Dangerous.

Such a good idea!

Damn. - I switched to Herbal Essence shampoo and sadly discovered I don't have a G-Spot on the top of my head like those women in the commercials.

Oh yeah. She did.