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Dorothy Parker....One of my favorite authors! Her quotes always make me either smile or "just think"....
Positive quote - "I've never been a millionaire but I just know I'd be darling at it." - Dorothy Parker #Millionaire #Quotes
"I've never been a millionaire, but I just know I'd be darling at it!" - Dorothy Parker #fun #quote #inspiration
Love Dorothy Parker! #funny #hilarious #motivational #pickmeup #quote #quotes #sayings #advice #inspirational
So true.... That made me laugh !!!!
Dorothy Parker #quotes #millionaire
Dorothy Parker speaks the truth!
Funny, cute quote. Oh so true!
Truth & Positive Thinging!!!
♥ so true
Quotes, Truth, My Life, Too Late, Funny Stuff, Weird
The trick is not to let people know how really weird you are until it's too late for them to back out #quotes #words
"The trick is to not let people know how really weird you are until it's too late for them to back out." Here's to embracing your uniqueness in 2015! #quote
Sorry friends, good thing they turned out being just as weird as me.
This made me laugh. I'm weird, do you love me or what?
This is an excellent truth of my life :)
Truth! Quote weird!
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My goodness, this is so real. More Music Quotes Funny, Soul Mates, Life Quotes Funny, Songs, Truths, Life Goals, Book Jackets, Inspiration Quotes, True Stories Ultimately, I just want someone who knows which songs not to talk over. Isnt that the truth, though? Inspirational quote true story Life goals Soul Mate
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"Ultimately, I just want someone who knows which songs not to talk over." #music #quotes. So true!!!!!
"Ultimately, I just want someone who knows which songs not to talk over." #music #quotes & which ones to sing very softly to me
Haha... I have stopped dating men because of this! :) "Ultimately, I just want someone who knows which songs not to talk over." #quotes #music #love
My goodness, this is so real ~ I don't know if it belongs in quotes, funnies or music lol
Sayings, Inspiration, Quotes For Son, My Boys, Truth, Love My Kids, Quotes For Daughter, My Heart, So True
Family Saying Inspirational Wood Sign - They are my kids So true. Wouldn't change it for the world. <3
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Family Saying Inspirational Wood Sign - They are my kids - wow so true :)
This just about says it all. The whole truth and stability of life
Every word, so True! Love my kids with all my heart & soul!
Family Saying Inspirational Wood Sign - They are my Boys
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God tells us to live a simple life, for the best feelings really do come from the simplicity. And I would add finally seeing someone you love after a long while. and the moment you look over and know your friend is smiling for the same reason you are
the best feelings~ all of these are so true. I especially love the tight hugs. Im always saying this!
The best feelings so true - add having the love of your life be the love of your life:)
this is truth. (it's also not random, but that was the best board to repin to)
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These make life worth living: so true!
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Favorite Thing: These Feelings.
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haha, funny because it's true. My mom told me when I was little I used to play Barbies and make Ken do the dishes!!! 😊
Vintage retro humor funny but so true. I think most ladies would bang their man like a screen door in a hurricane if they saw them doing housework.
:D It's funny, 'cause it's true. My husband makes me so happy when he does the dishes. I cook, he cleans. That's our deal.
Pinning this to my "Funny to me" board because - it's true and it makes me laugh that it's true. :)
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Funny vintage humor ~ What turns women on Thats why mines a keeper!
It's true. A man cleaning things is a huge turn on.
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You will never have this day with your children again wooden sign...would love to get this for my sister, she loves quotes like these!
You will never have this day with your children again... by woodsignsbypatti #Sign #Quotation #Kids. SO TRUE!
I want this in my homeschool room. You will never have this day with your children again... by woodsignsbypatti #Sign #Quotation #Kids
You will never have this day with your children again... by woodsignsbypatti #Sign #Quotation #Kids My exact philosophy raising my kids - most of the time.
You will never have this day with your children again, ABSOLUTELY LOVE THIS!... by woodsignsbypatti #Sign #Quotation #Kids
love my babies and my 4 nieces and 8 nephews love u all so much!!!!!! You will never have this day with your children again... by woodsignsbypatti #Sign #Quotation #Kids
God didn't promise... primitive wood sign by woodsignsbypatti
I need to remember this even on the tough days
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Wooden sign God gave us friends to make up for our relatives from my wood sign collection of funny quotes. Comes in a choice of colors black,
So true.. cause without my friends I would be lost, cause family is not worth it..... Family who does not put the whole family first is pure sadness. Especially when family values are misplaced... Often in our family..
Not into religion necessarily but I believe we were given friends to make up for crappy relatives.... cause without my friends I would be lost, cause some family is not worth it..... Family who does not put the whole family first is pure sadness. Especially when family values are misplaced... Often in our family..
AMEN.... cause without my friends I would be lost, cause family is not worth it..... Family who does not put the whole family first is pure sadness. Especially when family values are misplaced...and people are screwed over time and time again. Family should never be sacrificed for GREED!
Funny wooden sign God gave us friends to by MackleyWoodenGifts... So true
This makes me laugh ,I love my family and my friends
Truth. I'd be nothing without my friends.
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Even if it's not a stupid question you are still going to get a sarcastic answer. That's how I roll, and that's how I expect you to roll too, sarcasm makes me laugh
So true!! I always say if you don't want a smart ass answer don't ask a dumb ass question... Pretty much the same thing..
I know people say "the only stupid question is the one you do not ask" but sometimes there can be really really stupid questions that just deserve a sarcastic answer
Well, the right thing to say would be '' there are no stupid questions'' but this made me laugh.
They say there is no such thing as a stupid question but there really really is
if you don't want a sarcastic answer, don't ask a stupid question is the truth
So True ... If You don't want a sarcastic answer, don't ask a stupid question
sarcasm...but my mommy says there is no such thing as a stupid question! Lmao
Despite what teachers may say, there is such a thing as a stupid question.
cause its only true.
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Truths about my life… will still be laughing about these when I go to bed tonight.
Truths about my life… Can't stop laughing because there isn't ONE that isn't true!
i don't know if i'd call them truths about my life, but the made me laugh
100% truth Loved this. So funny and yet so true!
Similar to the 'adult truths' funny stuff
Best Random Thoughts ever! All so true!
This made me giggle, its sooo true!!
Truths about my life…. So so true
"After a while, you just want to be with the one that makes you laugh." - Mr. Big. SATC
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After a while, you just want to be with the one that makes you laugh. ~ Mr Big, Sex and the City quote
''After a while, you just want to be with the one that makes you laugh'' ~ Mr. Big~ you always made me laugh, i thought i always made you laugh too
after a while, you just want to be with the one that makes you laugh. mr. big, sex and the city. #sexandthecity #quote #inspiration #motivation
Mr Big. After a while, you just want to be with the one that makes you laugh. So true.
truth. Sex and the city mr big wisdoms
Sex and the city #quote Mr. Big
Love of a mother #single mother
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Great moms make the world go 'round. #mothersday #mom #parenting #quotes #sallybs @Sally B's Skin Yummies They do! <3
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"So much of what we know about love, we learn from our mother'' @Joan Fisher
Mothers are mothers and no one can ever replace a mother! Love this!
Love my mom she taught me everything I am
Love of a mother #love u my mother
I love my mom so much😘
Happy Mother's Day!
Equality, Quotes, Asshole, Choice, Gay, Truth, Funny, So True, Things
OMG this is so true even coming from someone that is neither gay or an asswhole...at least in my opinion lol
Even if being gay was a choice...so what? People choose to be assholes and THEY can get married! #equality #truth
quote. "Even if being gay was a choice, so what? People choose to be assholes and THEY can get married." (I've never heard an argument against gay marriage that actually made sense. I would think that people would want to encourage fidelity and love, not discourage it.)
Even if being Gay was a choice, SO WHAT? People choose to be ASSHOLES and they can get married. ✮✮Feel free to share on Pinterest" ♥ღ WWW.CATSANDME.COM
Even if being Gay was a choice, So What? People choose to be ASSHOLES and they can get married! #TrueStory - IDK, I think a lot of assholes are really born that way!
cool-lady-sign-protest-gay-marriage - I love this but I do think it's off the mark -The non-hetro community doesn't choose to be or not to be (hello Shakespear) gay, (It's not a life-style "choice" - like your pillows) nor do dumbass hetro's choose to be hetro and/or assholes. The hetro's are just scared, stupid sheeples. Eventually most of them will (hopefully) grow up. Quote the Doctor: "People are People". That would be Doctor Seuss. The ONLY Doctor.
Yeah. I have always felt that if you try to tell people being gay is not a choice, it's like any number of other unpleasant things that could happen that aren't a choice. Being blind isn't a choice, it sucks but it's not a person's fault, so we don't discriminate against blind people. Same for any handicap. So we're putting being gay in the same category? Being gay is not a choice, you were born gay and it sucks but it's not your fault so we don't discriminate? NO!!
#truth #gay #marriage #choose #choice #assholes
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Never get jealous… oh trust me people I simply move On , so should you all . Anything I post in my wall isn't about anyone, it's how I view things in life or about a topic, unless I say your name then it's definitely directed towards you . Just sayin'! 😜
This is so true… well only for one of my ex's… the first one! He definitely picked up an unfortunate one… ugly, clearly social retarded (like him), and pathetically desperate! I feel sorry for her. She is living the sad cold shallow life I escaped from.
SO WRONG but I guess if you had a really shitty ex it would fit. Funny Quotes and Sayings about Life and Friends Wall Stickers Decals for Modern Bedroom Decorating Designs Ideas
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this always makes me laugh... cause it's so true :)
Funny Life Quotes and Sayings
Words of truth to live by!!
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Isn't that the truth. "Solid friends" are but a few, most disappear in less successful times and become a mere acquaintance.
"Solid friends" are but a few, most disappear in less successful times and become a mere acquaintances so true especially this week but the true ones still around C,H,D,& S
Ha! So True But Maybe I'll Have More Before My Life Is Over...I'm Open To Real Friendship Anytime.
So true. In this life, we can have a lot of friends but only a few very close friends.
Truth. @sophrae I love that you posted this. This literally is my life.
Four close friends and a bunch of other cool kids in my life
This is so true in my life right now!
Truth. This literally is my life.
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I wonder what my daughter would do if I showed her this? She has much to think about and if she thought of herself as such, it might give her a whole new outlook of herself. *HUGS to my girl!* I love you! <3
Definitely my beautiful daughter ASHLEY.....don't lose YOU in any situation...trust yourself and be good to yourself...put yourself first...you deserve only the best life has to offer and the day will come where all things will fall into place and your life will be amazing. Stay strong and know that I love you with all my heart! You ARE the angel in my life and don't ever forget that!! Mom
So true. My angel is my daughter Emilee ~ given to me by God. I will always love her and have the privilege of being her mom. ♡♡♡
My Daughters ARE angels! I love you Stephanie Marie, Casondra Jean, and Rhonda Elizabeth
So true. I remember a day when my heart was broken and my little girl who was 4 at the time jumped into my arms and said "you are my best friend mommy." My sad tears became happy tears.". - the previous quote wasn't mine but something similar happened to me 16 years ago....my grandmother passed away and I was crying...my four year old daughter climbed on my lap, placed a hand on both of my cheeks and looked me in the eyes and said, "Mommy, I know just how you feel. I love you"
My daughter Amanda is an angel on earth - Happy Birthday sweetie! Love you :)
My Angel Hero, my daughter! Love you more, all ways and always!
.So true. I have an angel disguised as my daughter.
My daughter is truly my angel. Love you baby girl.
Life Quotes, Marykatemcdevitt, Inspiration, Feeling, Motivation Quotes, Feel Good, Things
Feels Good to get Some Stuff Done ~ motivational poster by MaryKateMcDevitt #do #achieve #believe #complete #motivate
This speaks to me as I am going through the house and removing old, unwanted things to donate etc. It feels so refreshing to get it done!
Accomplishing a small task feels good to me. It's the little things that count.
Feels Good to get Some Stuff Done ~ motivational poster by MaryKateMcDevitt
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Feels good to get some stuff done. Yay!
Inspiration •~• Feels Good
lol this is true.
Quotes, Stuff, Mental Health, Truth, Funny, So True, Thought, Mental Illness
Hah! Someone has a uniquely inspiring sense of humour!! Too true and yet SO FUNNY! You know...have to laugh or you'll cry sort of thing.... So True!
I used to. It's not healthy. I would read stuff of people who would do this and that they did some... Bad... Things and I thought "no that won't be me." But luckily I didn't let it and I'm back to normal... Well almost... :) I'm a lot happier though
I swear Leela from Futurama said this, and since I do have mental health issues & I do this... It is accurate.
i usually try to keep my sadness pent up inside where it can fester quietly as a mental illness. #quote #words #funny
. Now to know if I should keep this in "Funny Thoughts" or make a whole new category for "Depressingly True Words of Wisdom" .......
Thankfully, I don't get sad often. But each time I do, the above quote applies! Laughing at the truth makes it hurt less, always the best medicine.
This isn't really funny, but for some reason it made me laugh. I guess the truth amused me ;)
So funny. We're not mentally ill... just sad for a few months. Missing Daddy and Grandmother.
Umm... It's funny because it's so sad and I never thought of it like this.