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“ What is known as, ‘a leap of faith’…faith that you will make it from dry land to the swing, and go fpor a neato ride. Of course, the leap back out of the swing is no big deal...

Helpful tip: If you ever get caught sleeping at work, just slowly raise your head and say, 'In Jesus name I pray, Amen'. @Daisy Stickel Pratt @Ella Gustafsson Grace Ivey @Sydney Martin Kessler. Did I not just say this today