And welcome to college living.  I can whip out a 5 page paper in two to four hours depending on required amount of research...

And welcome to college living. I can whip out a 5 page paper in two to four hours depending on required amount of research...

Hahaha Yep.  But I wouldn't expect any different.  If ya lie in court you will lie about anything.   I feel sorry for you that ya need that much attention so you make up lies haha

Hahaha Yep. But I wouldn't expect any different. If ya lie in court you will lie about anything. I feel sorry for you that ya need that much attention so you make up lies haha

this is absolutely for me!!!! I only answer the door for girl scouts lol by bleu.

this is absolutely for me!!!! I only answer the door for girl scouts lol by bleu.

Top Sad Quotes on Images Nothing will hurt you more than to realize that he meant everything to you but you meant nothing to him A tear comprises of 1 % water but 99 % feelings Two souls with a sin…

Top 25 Famous Sad Quotes on Images

Top Sad Quotes on Images Nothing will hurt you more than to realize that he meant everything to you but you meant nothing to him A tear comprises of 1 % water but 99 % feelings Two souls with a sin…

Getting them undressed (or redressed) is like wrestling an alligator...Will pass out anywhere...Poor decision making skills...Argumentative...Speaks gibberish...Cries for no apparent reason...Zero inhibitions...No personal boundaries...Spontaneous vomiting...Poor short term memory...Gets belligerent if you take away their beer [insert favorite toy here]...One track mind...Loses everything...One volume setting – LOUD!

Getting them undressed (or redressed) is like wrestling an alligator...Will pass out anywhere...Poor decision making skills...Argumentative...Speaks gibberish...Cries for no apparent reason...Zero inhibitions...No personal boundaries...Spontaneous vomiting...Poor short term memory...Gets belligerent if you take away their beer [insert favorite toy here]...One track mind...Loses everything...One volume setting – LOUD!

Orzo with Parmesan and Basil. A really tasty, and quick, pasta side dish. Great…

Orzo with Parmesan and Basil

Orzo with Parmesan and Basil. A really tasty, and quick, pasta side dish. Great…

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