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How to get out of doing the dishes…if my kids do this, I will laugh and do the dishes. The first time.

Now THIS is what I call exercise inspiration!

Hahaha !!!!

Hahaha !!!!

Illustrator Made Funny Doodles During His Train Commute Everyday.

Hahaha !!!!

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"Never wet"

Shut up and take my money !

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Bad ass unicorn | T-Shirt

I am a unicorn


When you’re old, nothing matters anymore

I hope I'm this awesome when I'm old

Y'all Gonna Make Me Lose My Mind 11 ounce Ceramic Mug - Coffee Tea Cocoa Mug

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15 Incredibly Weird Things You Can Buy On Amazon For Under $15

"15 Incredibly Weird Things You Can Buy On Amazon For Under $15" Yes, Mom, I definitely wrote unicorn meat on that Christmas list I sent you. No mistake.

I will be a teacher like this one day.

(lol) Another pinner said: Marvin would be so annoyed…every morning I would run into the kitchen screaming “WE’RE LOSING THEM!!! BEEP BEEP BEEPBEEPBEEP!” “DON’T YOU DIE ON ME, !!! WE NEED 12 CC’S OF CREAM CHEESE, STAT!!!” He’s bread Marv. Time of deliciousness: 7:15 A.M If we don’t restart his heart , he’s toast! CRUST. JAM IT! “Daddy’s in a butter place now, kids.” This is awesome!!!