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Science humor :) It's all about the scale. No, I'm not calling you fat... Just ugly

In alcohol's defense I've also done some pretty dumb shit while completely sober too, like get married the second time.

I do so many things well, none of which generate income.

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what a great pleasure it must be to have a friend as wonderful as me.....

that moment when it looks sentimental and the BAM! hahaha

"pain makes you stronger. tears make you braver. a broken heart makes you wiser. and alcohol makes you not remember any of that crap."

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The icing wasn't the only thing Betty liked to spread - vintage retro funny quote