It's true. Hard to imagine, I know. But it's true.
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I know, I know....you just can't stand the fact that some stuff is just none of your damn business. Live your own life and quit trying to control everyone else's!
you are not thought of quite as much as you wish you were and definitely not even close to the amount you think of me!
I hate when I talk about no one in particular and someone has a bitch fit because they think I was referring to them. I'm not into drama like that, sorry.
Believe it or not, some shit has nothing to do with you. you are not thought of quite as much as you wish you were and definitely not even close to the amount you think of me!
Exactly! If some people could just get that without having to know yall your business. Just go away ,find a life!
Some people have no concept of this...
Obsessed needs to MOVE ON
so get a life!
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Excuse the profanity. But, this is so true. Sometimes when we stop trying to make things happen is often times when the most happens.
This is pretty much how I live my life. I don't care about most things. My stress levels are very low because of it!
Story of my life...work hard to get there and as soon as i stop caring i get it!
The way i thought i wanted things to go. No longer what i want or need.
So True! :) #Happiness #Quote
it's blunt but the truth
So true in my life.
Haha fucking true!
Of course, I saved my complete amazing-ness for ppl who deserve it.
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It's really more than just timing... although timing is a bitch sometimes...
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Chemistry timing... Sometimes never align. Dont get stuck waiting! If its meant to be timing will fall into place on its own. You can never force it, and only end up feeling like a fool if you try....STORY OF MY LIFE
If you have chemistry you only need one other thing: Timing. But timing is a b***h. #chemistry #timing #life #quotes
“If you have chemistry, you only need one other thing – timing. But timing’s a bitch.” You might assume that other people are a certain way, and that’s just the way they are. They can be hot or not, responsible or immature, romantic or cynical, etc. But if you make these assumptions, you may be fooling yourself. The truth is much more nuanced—and much more interesting. People do not behave exactly the same way from the minute they’re born to the minute they die http://www.scienceofrelationships.
If you have chemistry, you only need one other thing. Timing. #chemistry #timing
Chemistry & timing... Sometimes never align. Story of my life!
And that my friend is a true story! Timing is everything.
Chemistry & timing is everything.
Chemistry & Timing ... So true
Chemistry - Timing quote
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Wise words. quote. "A government big enough to give you everything you want is strong enough to take everything you have." - Thomas Jefferson
A government big enough to give you everything you want is strong enough to take everything you have.
You Can Have a Big Economy, or a Big Government – Not Both | Somewhat Reasonable
'A government big enough ...' - Thomas Jefferson quote
One of my favorite quotes....AMEN! bh
Interesting quote by Thomas Jefferson
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He couldn't become a distant memory fast enough to suit her. -- Anne Taintor
Anne Taintor - I've got two ex husbands I could have said this about.
Anne Taintor-He Couldn't Become A Distant Memory Soon Enough For Her
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Anne Taintor.....not soon enough
Distant Memory... Anne Taintor
Anne Taintor is the greatest.
Anne Taintor #withoutadoubt
Chemical burn! Daaaaaang. -Imgur
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Science jokes that basic bitches probably won't understand
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This is the funniest chemistry joke ever.
Chemical Burn! #basicbitches
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Hahaha chemistry burn!!
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Ethel's legs hairs had thrived in the dark over winter so she brought in the heavy artillery to deal with the initial spring harvest.
Spring harvest! lolololololol!!!!!!!!! This is me right now!!!!! Caught my husband looking at my legs and was like "Sorry, hun, but it aint worth the goose bumps"
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Ladies, the time is almost here...... oh so true..... I laughed out loud .
.This makes me giggle!
not your bitch
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Shelley Fabares . . . holding a sign announcing " I'M EVIL". Film still from the Elvis Presley movie "Girl Happy", 1965. °
That does it. I'm making my OWN version. Not to say Mary Tyler Moore was ever anyone's bitch, but that sign has said everything from "55 MPH" to "Church of Meth." I'll be right back....
Pretty sure Mary Tyler Moore wasn't holding this sign for real... Either way.. I like it! LOL
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Shelley Fabares . . . holding a sign announcing " I'M EVIL".
“I’m Evil" Shelley Fabares c. 1965
Mary Tyler Moore #inspirational #quotes
Mary Tyler Moore - #girlpower
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"pain makes you stronger. tears make you braver. a broken heart makes you wiser. and alcohol makes you not remember any of that crap." So true hahaha
Again another true story.
true story bro ! lol
True Story! LOL
My life lol
Missing you in the most productive way possible.
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Great White Shark. Shark week, shark week #sharkweek♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
this made me laugh more than it should have...
Giggle....... Ummm yep
You're always ahead of schedule when it comes to disappointing me. #ecards
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Dump A Day Funny Pictures Of The Day - 125 Pics
Funny Pictures Of The Day – 65 Pics LMMFAO!!!
Adult humor. Laughed harder than I should...
Weekend Funny Pictures - September 13, 2014
Weekend Funny Pictures...lolololmfao!
Funny Pictures Of The Day – 125 Pics
Ha! so mean & yet so funny.
Funny Pictures Of The Day
Sometimes it takes me morethan eight hours toget nothing done. How we stay at home moms feel somedays
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Some days totally feel like this. Sometimes the list just grows and grows and nothing comes off of it!
Funny Workplace Ecard: Sometimes it takes me more than eight hours to get nothing done.
I'd have to agree with that somedays. It feels like I got nowhere and it took me forever
Sometimes it takes me more than eight hours to get nothing done, maybe even more
I'd be happy if it only took eight hours! These 10-12 hour days are killing me!
Some days you just can't move mountains in an 8 hour day
professional procrastinator #work #someecards #humor
I had to read this twice before my laugh kicked in!!
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Free, Confession Ecard: My hour-long workout playlist overshot my endurance level by 53 minutes.
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LOL. I really only need a workout song -- there is no need for a full playlist
My hour-long workout playlist overshot my endurance level by 53 minutes.
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"My hour-long workout playlist overshot my endurance. . . ."
This near perfectly describes my fitness level!
Workout playlist | hahaha!
My fitness routine...
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vintage humor #funny #vintage
And black is slimming.
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Funny Family Ecard: I enjoy being the black sheep of the family.... Black sheep are the prettiest don't show as much dirt as the white ones.
Funny Family Ecard: I enjoy being the black sheep of the family.... Black sheep are the prettiest & don't show as much dirt as the white ones. @Emma Zangs Zangs Zangs Zangs Zangs Zangs Zangs Zangs Vergès Mccart
I enjoy being the black sheep of the family.... Black sheep are the prettiest & don't show as much dirt as the white ones. | Family Ecard
my lil black sheep family <3
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I don't have a bad memory but I know some people who do and this just made me laugh!
My husband would agree
Omg sooooo true!!!!
Story of my life
haha so true