Science humor :) It's all about the scale. No, I'm not calling you fat... Just ugly
"pain makes you stronger. tears make you braver. a broken heart makes you wiser. and alcohol makes you not remember any of that crap."
hahahahahaaha. Ladies it's that time of the year
I know just the person to go there! If she'll fit!! (naw)
what a great pleasure it must be to have a friend as wonderful as me.....
The best thing about being in my 30's is that I did all of my stupid shit before the internet.
I do so many things well, none of which generate income.
The icing wasn't the only thing Betty liked to spread - vintage retro funny quote
I hope I never go to jail because I haven't memorized a phone number since 2001. | Confession Ecard | someecards.com
Lmao! Must be true ;-), ok maybe a little harsh with the words but it's funny. BFFF !
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You can judge my emotional state by what board I am pinning on.- very true! today is I need to laugh and fuck off day;P