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If I taught English, especially creative writing, I'd have my students write these kinds of things. It would make for a hilarious book.

This is what happens to me when I plan on spending time with one person, and then they invite several others. Then the energy I saved up for them is thrashed. Haha I can be great in a crowd too, but sheesh, give me a heads up. Like, you know…a few days.. haha

I feel like I live in a mental hospital, there are little crazy people running around destroying the place.... oh wait that's my kids.

So many of these are my exact humor, you'd think I wrote them. This is hilarious!

Don't worry that it's not good enough for anyone else to hear. Just sing, sing a song . . . everybody now . . .

Jennifer Lawrence ♥

LOL laughing more then I should!!

Puns. I should not have laughed so hard at this, but the use of ribbitting just got to me.