Pinterest • The world’s catalog of ideas

Welcome to your 30's: Where all your friends have babies, body parts hurt for no reason and being sleep by 9 pm is the regular routine, even on weekends.

Only kids count sheep to fall asleep. Count your debts, your mistakes, your heartache and cry yourself to sleep like a grownup!!!

Everyone around me seems to be getting married and having babies, and I'm just sitting here like... I like wine and uninterrupted sleep.