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Cthulhu for President of the United States of America 2020

Auntie Keziah posters plastered all over Minneapolis, MN

A row of "Aunt Keziah" posters plastered on a wall in Minneapolis, MN urging citizens to Vote Cthulhu for President.

Show your support for #CthulhuforPresident http://cthulhuforamerica.com

Show your support for #CthulhuforPresident http://cthulhuforamerica.com

"We can’t afford to elect anything less than an outright god... [and an] effective champion for humanity’s ascension. That’s why IBEW members chose to endorse Cthulhu.” Letha R. Palmer President, IBEW November 5, 2015

"We can’t afford to elect anything less than an outright god. [and an] effective champion for humanity’s ascension. That’s why IBEW members chose to endorse Cthulhu.” Letha R.

Thank you, #RepSamuelMoore

Cthulhu for President of the United States of America 2020

Rep. Seffora Jackson: Cthulhu is “an inspirational figure for billions of cultists.” #cthulhuforpresident

Seffora Jackson: Cthulhu is “an inspirational figure for billions of cultists.

"I don’t think I have ever met a being more prepared to rule the world and He would be capable of making hard decisions and representing the supremacy of this country.” - Janice Killinger, former Secretary of State

Cthulhu for President of the United States of America 2020

"He personally broke the minds of thousands of dreamers worldwide." - Vibor Oxmix

"He personally broke the minds of thousands of dreamers worldwide.

"Great Cthulhu was not only an inspirational figure in designing the War on Terror, He also did much to turn nations against each other worldwide. And in two years we’ll harvest what He has sown.” - U.S. Senator Chad Dhoumer

"Great Cthulhu was not only an inspirational figure in designing the War on Terror, He also did much to turn nations against each other worldwide. And in two years we’ll harvest what He has sown.

@HillaryClinton challenged Cultists to name an accomplishment of Cthulhu’s. Senator Eustace Ewing accepted: "Hillary Clinton wishes she had accomplished in a lifetime what Cthulhu has accomplished in a heartbeat - from stock market crashes to raising global animosities and the various War on Nouns to creating a global network of Cultist cells.”

Cthulhu for President of the United States of America 2020

Strong support from Butcher Terry Scovik @dachoppa123

Strong support from Butcher Terry Scovik

Lt. Gov. Shane Anderson: Cthulhu will lead “victory against this world and beyond.” #cthulhuforpresident

Shane Anderson: Cthulhu will lead “victory against this world and beyond.

Strong support from @crypt3k ! #cthulhuforpresident

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Strong support from Telemarketer Jackie Becker #CthulhuforPresident #risePOTUS

Strong support from Telemarketer Jackie Becker

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