Sayings, Quotes, Truth, Stupid Questions, Funny, So True, Sarcastic Answer
I know people say "the only stupid question is the one you do not ask" but sometimes there can be really really stupid questions that just deserve a sarcastic answer
That is so true and so funny I am in the floor laughing so hard don't ask retarded ?'s and I want give retarded answers
I've never believed that saying "there's no such thing as a stupid question". You have been warned...
Even if it's not a stupid question you are still going to get a sarcastic answer. That's how I roll, and that's how I expect you to roll too, sarcasm makes me laugh
if you don't want a sarcastic answer, don't ask a stupid question I hate to say it but SOMETIMES this is me.........
So true!! I always say if you don't want a smart ass answer don't ask a dumb ass question... Pretty much the same thing..
Well, the right thing to say would be '' there are no stupid questions'' but this made me laugh.
if you don't want a sarcastic answer, don't ask a stupid question! Ain't that the truth
No way did I say this exact quote just the other day... lol too funny!
oh so true.
Sayings, Quotes, No Regrets, Truth, Wisdom, So True, Thought
Oh wells > what ifs. No regrets. | Distressed handpainted sign 11X23 inch sign no by hootenannyauburn
I'd rather have a life of 'oh wells' than a life of 'what ifs' | quotes | wisdom | advice | life lessons
I'd rather have a life of "oh wells" than a life of "what if's". #True #Quote #Inspirational #Saying #Life #Chance
I'd rather have a life of 'oh well's' than a life of 'what ifs' -So true
truth - I'd rather have a life of "oh wells" than a life of "what ifs"
No regrets. If I'd thought of this earlier
Remember This, Change Quote, Inspiration, Quotes, Truth, My Life, So True, Thought
jeanette winterson quote Need to remember this daily about the important decisions in my life.
So true-I've experienced a lot of big changes in my life and this is so true.
Inspirational quotes - https://www.facebook.com/Inspirationalpositivequotes
Thoughts on change/life transitions, woah, so true
jeanette winterson quote ~. Need to remember this
Positive thoughts and inspiration - nice quote!
'This is change'. [Jeanette Winterson quote]
Change quote by Jeanette Winterson.
Quoted. For. Truth.
This is true.
Quotes, Truth, Coffee, Funny Stuff, Morning Person, So True, Funnies, Mornings
Actually I am a morning person, but truth be told we morning people L-o-v-e to irritate non-morning people! <3
a morning person funny quotes quote coffee morning lol funny quote funny quotes humor good morning coffee quotes morning uotes
This shuld be corrected to say " All the coffee beans in Columbia won'tmake me a SMART morning person! " LOL The lights are on but nobody's home.:)
All the coffee beans in Colombia won't make me a morning person! // Oh you, sassy 1950s housewife
So true, but I still love me some coffee when I'm forced to be up in the morning, lol.
All the coffee beans in Colombia won't make me a morning person // Quote // Coffee
what makes me a morning person is the joy i get from my coffee
Actually I am a morning person, just think this is so funny!
I laugh, but so true!! =)
Quotes, Truth, I M Crazy, Im Crazy, My Life, Thought, So True
#truth #bewhoyouare #staystrong #quotes #crazy #bedifferent #racheledenleuck #strongisthenewskinny #rachelevents
Sometimes I think I'm crazy because I see things differently than everyone else. So true.
My Life. Why arent my friends like me? i don't really get their thought process....
I M CRAZY!!
Quotes, Truth, My Life, So True, Thought, Last Minute
Nothing makes a person more productive than the last minute. - made me laugh and remember someone I know. ;-)
Nothing makes a person more productive than the last minute! Great procrastination - time management quote. Work place humor.
I also saw a quote that said, "If it weren't for the last minute I would get nothing done at all."
Nothing makes a person more productive than the last minute quote. So true :)
I am amazed at some of things I have gotten done in the last minute.
so true @Hannah Djoumessi totally thought of you when I saw this!
How do I know so well the truth in this quote?
THIS IS SO TRUE! Story of my life!
Barney Stinson, Mother, Quotes, Funny, True Stories, Be Awesome
When I get sad, I stop being sad and be awesome instead. True Story. Barney Stinson. How I Met Your Mother quote.
"When I get sad, I stop being sad and be awesome instead. True story." -Neil Patrick Harris #NeilPatrickHarris #Awesome #Quote #Life #TrueStory
When I get sad, I stop being sad and be awesome instead. True story. — Barney Stinson (How I Met Your Mother) I think I might be starting to get it,
"When I get sad, I stop being sad and be awesome instead. True story." Gotta love Barney Stinson quotes (and NPH!)
How I Met Your Mother "When I get sad, I stop being sad and be awesome instead. True story." - Barney Stinson
When I get sad, I stop being sad and be AWESOME instead. TRUE STORY. He's so awesome, he's so awesome Barney Stinson, haha
#Quote "When I get sad, I stop being sad and be AWESOME instead. TRUE STORY.
Oh Barney Stinson, you always know the right thing to say
True I'm sure.
Sayings, Life, Quotes, Truth, Tattoos, Better Stories, So True, Tattoo'S, Scars
Scars are tattoos with better stories. Scars tell the truth. They say that we are weak, fragile, and often foolish and careless. They remind us of what we've been through, survived, and yet that we are ever on the brink of death.
I agree, sometimes... Many people, myself included get tattoos to recognize a symbolic or important time in their life. The stories behind those tattoos can often be better. I guess what I'm saying is that scars & tattoos can both tell a compelling & deeply personal story of someone's life. ~AM*
Scars are tattoos with better stories...and no spelling mistakes or poor taste. Scars tell the truth. They say that we are weak, fragile, and often foolish and careless. They remind us of what we've been through, survived, and yet are ever on the brink of death. Aslo you don't have to worry about bad font choice like the one in the image...
Scars are Tattoos with better stories. How can you not go through Breast Cancer without obtainig one scar or more. They are scars of fight, of pain, of loss, of endurance. These scars say so much, stories that only those who have travelled the same path understand. We are pink sisters.
Scars are tattoos with better stories. So true and made me smile! :)
Scars are tattoos with better stories. So true. I know mine are.
Scars Are Tattoos With Better Stories #quotes
sad but true :(
Inspiration, Quotes, Truth, My Life, Funny, So True, Things
34 Thought-Provoking & Inspiring Quotes About Life
If that ain't the truth I don't know what is!
maybe not a quote to live by, but the truth.
...and cant afford the things they love...
truth - @a. saunders we know this too well
the true story of our lives
Story of my life!
This is funny!!
Funny Ecards Men, Ecard Funny, Crazy Women, Ecards Humor, Hilarious Ecards Truths, Humor Ecards Funny, Crazy Facts, E Cards Funny Humor, Humorous Ecards Funny
So true. Definitely sick of misogynistic guys talking about how crazy women are. A more appropriate discussion would be how stupid those men are!!
Truth as this crazy woman sees it~~
#fact #crazy #women
Crazy women haha
Tees, But, Fashion, Tshirts, Style, Buy, Brunch, T Shirts
Welcome to the Shitshow Mens Tee Grey – Buy Me Brunch. I need this week in my life.
I Do What I Want T-Shirt #gift #friend #man #woman #humor #funny #fashion
Want this tee! Johnny will always have style no matter what he wears
Because unicorns. Young Drunk Unicorn Mens Tee Grey – Buy Me Brunch
Want!! Welcome to the Shitshow Mens Tee Grey – Buy Me Brunch
Adios Pantalones Tshirt / Tee #humor #man #woman #gift
Buy me Brunch t shirts - Bike til you Barf
Buy Me Brunch Mens Tee Grey
[ Clothing: tee shirt ]
Remember, Inspiration, Quotes, Craft Quote, Art, Thought, Crafts
Why did she make things...it somehow helped her remember who she was and where she came from. True. I think I need to turn this quote into a poster for my new craft room.
"Why did she make things?" #quote #inspiration #wordstoliveby #diy #craft
"Why did she make things?" #craft #quote
My best thoughts come when im crafting
Cute wall art for the craft room.
Sayings, Life, Inspiration, Quotes, Truth, Thought, Shorts, So True
The Passionista Playbook | A Passionate Living Lifestyle Blog: Love, Relationships, Inspiration, Advice, Videos, Coaching | A Self Help Improvement Blog About How to Live Your Best Life » Blog Archive » Breakup Quotes! 32 Positive, Funny, Beautifully Bitter-Free Moving On Thoughts from Pinterest
Breakup Quotes! 32 Positive, Funny, Beautifully Bitter-Free Moving On Thoughts from Pinterest | The Passionista Playbook | A Passionate Living Lifestyle Blog: Love, Relationships, Inspiration, Advice, Videos, Coaching | A Self Help & Improvement Blog About How to Live Your Best Life
so true - Life is short, live it with those who make you feel good.
Quotes & Sayings - That's the damn truth! Life is too short!
Inspirational Quote, Smallest Step, Life, Quotes, Smallstep, Baby Steps, Thought, Biggest Step
Decide to disciple your kids! Sometimes the smallest step in the right direction ends up being the biggest step of your life. Many baby steps will take you miles from where you started!
Sometimes the smallest step in the right direction ends up being the biggest step of your life | Inspirational Quotes
Sometimes the smallest step in the right direction ends up being the biggest step of your life. Tiptoe if you must, but take the step!! #strength #inspiration #quotes
Sometimes the smallest step in the right direction ends up being the biggest step of your life. Tip toe if you must, but take the step. Inspiring quotes to lift your spirits. #naturenipinspirationalquotes
Sometimes the smallest step in the right direction ends up being the biggest step of your life. Inspirational quote via Kent Therapy Clinic - http://www.kenttherapyclinic.co.uk/
Inspiring quote: "Sometimes the smallest step in the right direction ends up being the biggest step of your life. Tip toe if you must, but take a step."
tip toe if you must but take the step #inspiration #quotes #smallsteps
how many times have you told me about just taking baby steps. it truly is amazing how strong you are. its funny, the one thing you said you were tired of being in a relationship is the very thing you need to be yet again. i wish i was stronger for you to be that man that you deserve. i truly hope this one small step leads me back to you but if not, i still have learned some valuable lessons about myself and experienced a love that i thought did not exist. i love you with all of my heart Nat. you are the most beautiful, the most strong and the more most love of my life! i may not sleep much this weekend becsuse baby steps are scary but thoughts of you warm and comfort me.. I love you!! :-* xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxo
inspiration, quote, life, small steps
Haruki Murakami, Inspiration, Asshole, Quotes, Truth, Thought, Word
truth- Just finished Norwegian Wood - the most beautiful and heartbreaking book and this is the best quote!
Yup! Get over it "Don't feel sorry for yourself. Only assholes do that." ~ Haruki Murakami (Author, Novelist, Writer)
Don't feel sorry for yourself. Only assholes do that. | Haruki Murakami Picture Quotes | Quoteswave
Don't Feel Sorry For Yourself - Haruki Murakami - 5" x 7" letterpress print #Quotes
"Don't feel sorry for yourself. Only assholes do that." - Haruki Murakami #quote
Apparently I'm an asshole more than I thought.
quotes, inspiration, wisdom, keep it movin'.
Haruki Murakami Quotes
Words to live by...
Parents, Quotes, My Boys, Truth, Teenager, So True, Its, Friend, Kid
Not interested in being these kids friends... My job is to be their parent. God willing, one day they will get it.
To my son: I am not your friend, I am your parent. I will stalk you, flip out on you, lecture you, drive you insane, be your worst nightmare and hunt you down like a bloodhound when needed because I LOVE YOU!! When you understand that, I will know you are a responsible adult. You will NEVER find someone who loves, cares and worries about you more than I do!"
Truth for parents, wish more utilized this one ... When we make friends with our children, we put them on a pedestal **they know it** .. Be The PARENT !!
I tell my two teenage boys this all the time. A judge told me that if parents would stop trying to be friends with their children, this world would be a better place.
SO True!!! It is much harder to discipline your kids that to not... but THAT'S what will make them beter, and it is SO worth it! No one ever promised parenting would be easy!
We have to many parents being a best friend to their kids...that's why we have so many spoiled kids with IPhones. It's hard to be a parent and raise them "OLD SCHOOL".
So true! I think i'll make copies of this for my parent friends.
Wonder if my boys will understand this when they are teenagers??
"I am not your friend, I am your parent..." quote
Life, Heart, Quotes, Stuff, Truth, Feeling, Random, So True, Things
OMG Thank you!!! He probly thinks I'm an idiot :? It's not my fault you smell good, have an adorable smile, amazing eyes, a gentleman's heart, and make me laugh at myself like no one else. So if you see this, please understand. I'm not a complete imbecile, I just get shy and everything gets confuzzled lol :) | Crush | Crush Quotes | Feelings
Ahh....this happens to me when I see you or think of you Life, Stuff, Quotes, True Love, Funny, So True, Things, 5 Years... - Love Quotes
He doesn't know how i feel, so when i talk nonsense, he must think I'm insane, but really I only seem that way when I'm around him... #quote
My heart should beat faster, my stomach should spread this feeling through my body, and my mind would be blanc!
This is so true, and day after day, I still feel this way when I see you. I love you my wife! :) Ditto!
What is so unbelievably wonderful is that, after 14 years of marriage, I still feel this way about the love of my life, my husband Jason:-)
This doesn't happen anymore. We are so far beyond my brain freezing because it wants to impress you; we've made it to the place where my brain is completely open to you. It's like you're a part of it, or take part in it, my brain, my thinking. You're certainly in my heart... My brain just does its thing around you, and maybe even better than before, because you Help. I think better, and deeper, and more-facetedly with you in my life. You make my everything better. Thank you. ,#
TRUTH! Omg this is so true if he only new how I felt!!
find myself STILL with this feeling randomly <3
Sayings, Life Unlived, Inspiration, Quotes, House Unkept, Thought, So True, Live Life
At the worst, a house unkept cannot be so distressing as a life unlived." ~ Rose Macaulay, quotes for Moms, priorities, #mom
Make LIVING the priority:) maryanne. #housekeeping #home #live #life #quote #RoseMacaulay #living #clean
"At the worst, a house unkept cannot be so distressing as a life unlived." ~ Rose Macaulay. Seriously, the PEOPLE in your home matter so much more than perfect housekeeping
"At the worst, a house unkept cannot be so distressing as a life unlived." Rose Macaulay
Inspiration Quote Silent Sunday ~ Eisy Morgan
Unkept house quote - so true :)
THURSDAY THOUGHT LIVE LIFE NOW
That's what I keep saying! ;)
Help, Truth, Thought, So True, Dr. Who, Rumi Quotes, Inspiration Quotes, Positive People, Wise Word
you help my being <3 omg you're my whole world! oh babe :( i miss you bad and it so sucks not being able to be with you whenever ugh i hate it babe :( i love you so much!! Jourdyn was she isn't going bc her mom is freaking crazy. i thought i told u this? hey wanna watch an episode? hehe!
Be with those who help your being. -Rumi #quote #quotes #words of #wisdom #truth #sayings #advice #motivational #inspirational #lifequotes #lifelessons
Be with those who help your being. surround yourself with positive people
"Be with those who help your being." #Rumi #quote #Moleskin #journal
Inspirational quote: be with those who help your being.
Be with those who help your being Wise words from Rumi
surround yourself with positive people - rumi quote
"Be with those who help your being" - Rumi Quote
Be with Those who help your 'BEING'. so true.
I hate this quote, mostly because it is referring to a relationship. If there is only one reason why you should stay, you need to leave. Do not settle for this person that makes you question your feelings towards them. Don't settle for the guy that gives you these other reason to not stay! Stop settling get the hell up and move the hell on