Seriously though... This is one instant I wouldn't mind someone sharting. Imagine the fairy dust/rainbow explosion! SWEET! And I don't like crabby people. Just cause you're upset/angry doesn't mean you get to take it out on everyone around you. It's not other people's fault.
3D Blue, Black and Silver Sweet Sixteen Birthday Card, Explosion Box Card, with Guitars by APaperParadise on Etsy https://www.etsy.com/listing/521703733/3d-blue-black-and-silver-sweet-sixteen