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Patient: The problem is that obesity runs in our family. Doctor: No, the problem is that no one runs in your family.

When someone says they have to ask you a question, you think of all the bad things you've done recently

That awkward run/walk you do when a car decides to let you pass. HAHAHA @Mandy Bryant Lederer so true :-/

Finding a song name: Type all the words you know in Google and hope for the best.

To die would be an awfully big adventure on we heart it / visual bookmark #9215551