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Italian girl problems :/

Not really funny so much as it is true - My life is a constant battle between my love of food and not wanting to (be) fat.

Yes, i'll take one scoop of "my diet starts tomorrow"

I'm going to open an ice cream shop and name the flavors things like: dont be sad, he's not worth it, you deserve better. That would be awesome!

Ha! Me lol

Free and Funny Confession Ecard: Sure, I walk around the house naked with the blinds open. If you're peeking in my window, your punishment is seeing me naked. Joke's on you, motherfucker.

Oh god,I am ashamed to say that is fits me sooo well.

'I won't get jealous. I won't get jealous. I won't get jealous. Who's this fucking whore!

Sure, I'll go on a run with you.  But only if it's to the liquor store.  And we drive there.

Free and Funny Confession Ecard: Sure, I'll go on a run with you. But only if it's to the liquor store. And we drive there.

True story

True story

Funny Confession Ecard: I usually laugh at my own texts before I send them because I rarely say something that's not hilarious.

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