I'm a little tipsy. By a little tipsy I mean completely shitfaced. | Drinks/Happy Hour Ecard

I'm a little tipsy. By a little tipsy I mean completely shitfaced. | Drinks/Happy Hour Ecard

"Kiss my ass! You cheated on me in my dream last night and I'm not over it!"    This sounds like my husband, not me.

"Kiss my ass! You cheated on me in my dream last night and I'm not over it!" This sounds like my husband, not me.

If you don't have something nice to say about someone....... than sit right here next to me.

If you don't have something nice to say about someone....... than sit right here next to me.

I'm not calling you a 'slut'. I am calling you a 'penny'-because you are two-faced, worthless, and in everyone's pants.

I'm not calling you a 'slut'. I am calling you a 'penny'-because you are two-faced, worthless, and in everyone's pants.

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