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Yeah, that's why.

See, I would run, but its usually bodies of joggers that are found dead in the woods. (Yup, that's my reasoning, too.

Omg I hateee to run!

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This is true, and HAS happened to me. ..my adrenaline kicked in & I ran so fast I left my friend struggling to keep up- she never teased me about being a slow runner ever again. HA!(but that was one of the scariest nights of my life..)

I don't run. So if you see me running, you'd better start running too. Because if I'm running- something is chasing me!

Funny Confession Ecard: I'm changing my name to 'Nobody' on Facebook, so when I see stupid crap people post, I can like it and it will say 'Nobody likes this'.

So bitchy, so funny! "Im changing my name to 'Nobody' on fb so when i see stupid crap ppl post.

why do we extend ourselves beyond our heart's desire? i am working on being more authentic.

Free and Funny Confession Ecard: I love the feeling you get when someone cancels plans that you didn't want to have in the first place.

Adding this to my online dating profile. Go away guys with huge fish and bike shorts profile pics...

My favorite outdoor activity is going back inside. lol story of my life right there

No lunch for me. I'm on a new diet called, 'I have Five Dollars till Friday.'

food budget before kids: buy ALL the food! food budget after kids: well maybe I can just buy of the food and exist on crackers

I want to weigh what I told the DMV I weigh

My Fitness goal. this year I was like, let's be realistic, and I put my current weight, which I'm now currently 10 lbs under so my license makes me look like a fatty.