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In the near future, little old ladies won't be able to knit, sew, or quilt, but they'll take awesome self-pics in the bathroom mirror....

In the near future, little old ladies won't be able to knit, sew, or quilt, but they'll take awesome self-pics in the bathroom mirror....

I don't think this will ever happen..but sounds good to me!

I don't think this will ever happen..but sounds good to me!

Yep!  Your ex lies about you, but you believe everything your new boyfriend says about his ex!  Ridiculous!  Maybe you should ask around and really get to know the person you are dating!

Yep! Your ex lies about you, but you believe everything your new boyfriend says about his ex! Ridiculous! Maybe you should ask around and really get to know the person you are dating!

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This Literally happens everyday at my house! Funny Family Ecard: Dear Family, Thanks for putting empty boxes back in the cabinet. There's nothing like waking up to disappointment for breakfast.this is sooooo my family!

I+love+you+so+much.+Except+when+you+snore+and+then+I+just+want+to+punch+you+in+the+face.

I+love+you+so+much.+Except+when+you+snore+and+then+I+just+want+to+punch+you+in+the+face.

I may not remember your name, but I sure as hell remember the shit you drink! -Every bartender ever.

I may not remember your name, but I sure as hell remember the shit you drink! -Every bartender ever.

No sir I said pirate ship - http://jokideo.com/no-sir-i-said-pirate-ship/

No sir I said pirate ship - http://jokideo.com/no-sir-i-said-pirate-ship/

So funny!! You don't know how many people tell me "I don't know what to do with my hands" when I take their picture!

So funny!! You don't know how many people tell me "I don't know what to do with my hands" when I take their picture!