Dreaming of being skinny. lol
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You see, I have no need to argue with you... You do a fine job at proving yourself to be completely ignorant. Ecards humor funny Lol --- Hahahahaha!!
You see, I have no need to argue with you... You do a fine job at proving yourself to be completely ignorant. Ecards humor funny Lol --- Hahahahaha!!---Your email was a confession of all the backhanded things you did and you were completely OFF on everything you said about me, you really NEVER knew me for who I really am, you only projected and saw all you are, I feel bad for you. You threw yourself under the bus!
I laugh because it is the truth!! haha! they are so so so ugly!! almost as bad as nursing shoes
I laugh because it is the truth!! And yet I still wear them!
& I quote.. "THIS GIRL IS ON FIRE!!!""
LOL true story..This made me giggle.
so true :)...such truth!
Your e cards
This SO my life!!
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Diet starts when the brownies and Funyons are gone. Oh, and it is wrong to waste food. @abarbanica
Diet starts when the brownies and Funyons are gone. #ecard
Truth. And it has to be all in one sitting...
still working on the easter candy, lol
Guilty.... Lol everytime!
#ecard- healthy eating
My thoughts exactly
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FINALLY an ecard that explains what comes out of my mouth =D!!!!
My life of working with men
welcome to my life
Damn straight ;)
haha so true
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Selectively social .... that's about right. :)This is sooo my husband... lol
Selectively social .... My husband doesn't get this about me. ;-)
Fact. YES OMG! STORY OF MY LIFE! ;D @Sarah Froehlich
Selectively social - totally describes my husband!
Selectively social haha. This is my life!!!!!
Selectively social. Story of my life 👌
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Funny but true! Ha
Hahaha well said!
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I work hard at my job, but if the opportunity to become a rich housewife arises, I'm taking it.
If the opportunity to become a rich housewife arises, I'm taking it
Let's be real. @Keri Bradley
Bring it on sugar momma!
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hahahaha! yes yes :)
Story of my life!
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Way too many if my comments start with, I Saw This Thing On #Pinterest #funny
This is true and funny, but I wished that realized was spelled correctly!
not because I find this funny... but because realized is misspelled lol
Funny but so very true!
Funny- but SO true!!
Funny, but true! LOL
Funny... but TRUE
This is so me!
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Don't mistake this fake smile and professional body language. I'd punch you in the throat if I knew I wouldn't lose my job.
I love my job, but there is always that one person...
I love my job, I love my job, I love my job....
This pretty much sums up my life...
Lmao this is the story of my life
This is too true for my life.
Must be a retail worker.
hahaha my life right now
.Story of my life
Hmm, don't know how to feel about this one. "Fat" is relative to the person. What is considered "fat" today are horridly, morbidly obese people, and generally 'fat' people aren't considered fat at all. So to me, if I'm over my ideal weight for my height, I'd call myself fat: because that's the medical consensus. If you don't think so, then I'm not the one with the problem.
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.....or sister, and then you have to think, "how is it I (the fat girl) has a better self esteem than you?"
all the fucking time. I hate when skinny bitches say that. Like stop playing stupid you know you're not fat. ugh.
you know who hates skinny bitches who think they're fat... fat bitches!!
the MOST annoying thing EVER!! Shut the F up skinny bitch!
I can't tell you how many of my skinny friends do that.
Damn those skinny bitches! every fucking time!
When My Skinny Friend Says She's Fat
When your skinny friend says . . . .
skinny friends suck
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I know I am, those towels have to be folded in thirds or they dont fit, same with everything, I have things folded the way to optimize space, dishes stacked in dishwasher just right, I will re do it if it is not right.
Totally me. Except it doesn't only apply to my children. Pretty much to anyone who touches anything of mine. Lol
Hahaha...I've learned this in the classroom. Makes me want to do everything myself. I force myself to let them help.
Letting your child "help" you is the quickest way to discover you are the world's biggest control freak.
So true. I'm terrible. I get heart palpitations when they help. With anything. Except cleaning... Go on and do that poorly. I'm cool.
I already know this without having help from the kids. "Help" makes it obvious to everyone else! Lol!
Letting your child "help" you: the quickest way to discover you are the world's biggest control freak!
No matter how old that child is. My mom still freaks out every time I load the dishwasher. And I'm 31!!!!
this is literally the most truth i've ever seen on pinterest. I have even yelled the words "I HATE CHOCOLATE!" on occasion while playing that game....
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I HATE chocolate. -- Said no woman ever (unless she plays Candy Crush Saga) I've been stuck at level 65 for months!
"I HATE chocolate. -Said no woman ever (Unless she plays Candy Crush Saga.)" Oh my gosh hahahaha! @Jill Balestro
"I HATE chocolate. -Said no woman ever (Unless she plays Candy Crush Saga.)" @Crystal Chou Mae Chandler
LMAO HELL YEAH! I HATE chocolate. -- Said no woman ever (unless she plays Candy Crush Saga)
I don't like chocolate... And I don't play candy crush... @Lauren Davison Willis
Candy Crush Saga. That game is ruining my life lol
for the Candy Crushers @Becky Greenwalt
Different Types of Music Stands - I almost NEVER change my pin descriptions, but I have to say that on this pin I will. But only for the sole purpose of explaining that I have actually laughed out loud at this pin.
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Different Types of Music Stands - YES!.... Oh good times in Band, I do switch stands around because one of those mentioned situations occurred. Our band room is full of leaners and the Hobbit stands get thrown to the flutes by the trumpets. All the good stand never leave percussion.
Different Types of Music Stands - Band geeks will remember. Also, another Pinner mentioned "your lap" as another one and I would have to say yep to that.
Different Kinds of Music Stands. Every childhood band geek gets this one. Music Stands are, apparently, the whipping boy of the band room... they take a LOT of abuse!
The Different Type Of Music Stands. YES! If you have been in band, you will laugh! :D omg had all of these in my band room
Different Types of Music Stands... I don't really use stands, but this is so true at Edison, lol.
Different Types of Music Stands - This is so true its not even funny.
Different Types of Music Stands. #bandgeek
Marching Band Funny Music Stands
After a while, you just want to be with the one that makes you laugh. - Mr. Big
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After a while, you just want to be with the one that makes you laugh. ~ Mr Big, Sex and the City quote
''After a while, you just want to be with the one that makes you laugh'' ~ Mr. Big~ you always made me laugh, i thought i always made you laugh too
after a while, you just want to be with the one that makes you laugh. mr. big, sex and the city. #sexandthecity #quote #inspiration #motivation
Mr Big. After a while, you just want to be with the one that makes you laugh. So true.
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Sex and the city #quote Mr. Big
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Too Bad Bitching Doesn't Burn Calories on an Athletic Grey T Shirt Oh my days, this cheered me up!!
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I need this!!! Too Bad Bitching Doesn't Burn Calories on an Athletic Grey T Shirt t shirt, shirt, tank, top, tank top, racerback, funny, nerdy, geek, nerd, comic, book, tv, retro, vintage, clothes, summer, spring, graphic, tee, swag, dress, hipster, pink, girls, boys, men, women, fitness, yoga, crossfit, lift, beast, sweat, gym, workout, weights, running, training, train, shoes, swole, muscles, diet, dieting, sale
Too Bad Bitching Doesn't Burn Calories on an Athletic Grey T Shirt i need this
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Sometimes it hurts physically to hold in my sarcastic comments. - As if - Who said I had to . May NOT make a difference to anyone else , but damn I know I will feel a whole lot better
Sometimes it hurts physically to hold in my sarcastic comments. @Sarah Chintomby Courtney i feel like this is you
Sometimes it hurts physically to hold in my sarcastic comments. http://melanysguydlines.com #humor #blogger #ecards #memes
Sometimes it hurts physically to hold in my sarcastic comments. @deanazaccaro You feel my pain :-)
Sometimes it hurts physically to hold in my sarcastic comments.....story of my life!!!!!
Funny Memes Sometimes it hurts physically to Hold in my sarcastic comments
No, really. It does. It hurts a lot.
Sometimes....I really can relate to this!
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My husband Jamie forbids me from watching this show, he says I'm getting new ideas on how to kill him. LOL
my husband says that watching all these types of shows will make me an expert at planning or solving murder!!!!
I was voted most likely to be a killer at a sleepover party once lol @Megan Coutre
A pin made especially for me!!! :-). But not for killing my husband.....
this wouldn't be so funny if it wasn't so true.
Love it. Sometimes I feel like this.
my life, presently....
lol... funny to me
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Memory and friendship- My friend Amy and I share many of the best memories of my life. I will count on her to remember when I have forgotten.
I just ran into this problem today! My best friend remembered the set up of one of my old houses better than I did.
Memory and friendship. So true... I have the worst memory, but doesn't matter as long as my friends remember for me.
My best friends, who I've known my whole life, remember more things I did when I was a kid than I do
Best friends. @Erin Drake I feel like this goes both ways. We're always forgetting something the other remembers. Mostly you though! ;)
My best friend remembers my childhood better than I do.
Its true. #friendship #ecards
oh but its true...
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This is my life in one quote... I am actually laughing out loud thinking that this has been so true from the time my kids were tiny!
Unfair that I took your iPad away cause you were being bad? When I was a kid, we refrained from being bad or we'd get our asses beat. Would% | Family Ecard
hahaha! Not a mom (not yet, at least), but this is totally something I'd want to say to my kids!
Truth be told. I actually tell my 4 year old this. Mom of the year goes to me!
Lol I bet this is what my mom thought when we were kids
Pretty sure mom felt that way when I was a kid.. lol
This is wrong, but made me giggle.
Funny mom ecard
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Sometimes I think of something so wrong and inappropriate that my little black heart skips a beat with delight. @Taylor Lovingood
Heart skips a beat >;> (((most of the time I suppress it tho - good or bad?)))
And then I share it my hubs and his heart skips a beat as well ; )
Someone is obviously making ecards about me
Insert evil laugh here.
Too often in fact.
story of my life
this is way too good. Bahaha!