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Funny Drinks/Happy Hour Ecard: I don't care if its you put some champagne in my OJ its mimosa time bitch.

I'm having fruit salad for dinner. Well, it's mostly grapes actually. Ok, all grapes. Fermented grapes. I'm having wine for dinner.

Funny Drinks/Happy Hour Ecard: I'm having fruit salad fordinner. I'm having wine for dinner.

Haha - "Sometimes I drink water to surprise my liver." #funny #alcohol #someecards

Funny Confession Ecard: Sometimes I drink water to surprise my liver.

Funny Weekend Ecard: Being asked if I want another drink is like being asked if I want money.

i often just answer this question with a look. after that drinks just appear before me. no questions asked.

Funny Somewhat Topical Ecard: 'I have enough clothes and shoes, I don't need to go shopping', said no woman ever.

eCard--"I have enough clothes and shoes, I don't need to go shopping", said no women ever. So true

I made this margarita with my kids' slushie machine. Don't judge.

I made this margarita with my kids' slushie machine. Alex had to ask which drinks were his when we busted out the slushie machine!

People who work more than 48 hours-a-week are at greater risk of increasing their alcohol intake to dangerous levels, new research has revealed.Finnish researchers studied 333,696 people from 14 d

Long work hours linked to hazardous drinking

I'm feeling a bit overworked and under intoxicated.pretty much every day of my life!

She said, 'That's a lot of money to spend on a purse!' It was then that I knew we could never be friends.

bwahahahhaaaa LOVE THIS:) Not too many people understand my Coach purse addiction!

Omg, I thought you were a bitch. Omg I thought you were a bitch, too! Im glad we are friends now.

Hahahahaha me and most of the girls in friends with. Turns out were all bitches which is why we get along so well haha

hahahaha  (or forever 30) @Erin Gabriel... found a career for us!

Funny Friendship Ecard: That moment you and your best friend talk shit about another person telepathically.

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