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Mini Pillow in Purple  It's Not Cellulite It's My by NeedleNosey, $20.00

One of the most original things I've heard in forever! It's not cellulite!

Ok I had to repin this because obviously people don't know how much HARD work actually goes into organizing. Smh. I dare someone to say I am lazy because I am organized.

organization-This could read "Lazy people are Just Too LAZY to organize"!

lol funny-sayings

You Wish Your Bar Mitzvah Was This Fabulous

I'm always disappointed when a liars pants don't catch on fire!

Quote: "A friend told me that I was delusional. I almost fell off my unicorn." I'm sorry - but I find this so funnY!

That might help, lol

Free and Funny Reminders Ecard: It's true money can't buy happiness, but I'd cheer up much faster while sitting poolside in a loungechair outside of my oceanfront mansion.

you suck

"If I give you a nice big straw will you go suck the fun out of someone else's day?" Sayings & Quotes

It's true, if I can figure out which box they got packed in when I moved in this house (11 years ago).

I don`t want to brag or make anybody jealous, but.I can still fit into the earrings I wore in high school.

(Mena   =)™

If you are going to act like a turd

If You Are Going To Act Like A Turd Go Lay In The Yard Sign by Sawdust City. These signs are made in Wisconsin and are solid knotty pine with a smooth finish that is intended to look time worn.

Show some respect for the grapes but especially for you!

Do not let this bottle serve you as an inspiration to call your ex in a pathetic attempt to get back together. Some very fine grapes have died in the making of this wine. Show some respect. Funny Wine Ex Quote

My mother ALWAYS confuses these two! Same with the roommates! ...lulz.

I need to remember this for next time I'm arguing. umm I mean explaining

bahhaha YESSS! I <3 this

OMG, one halloween party costume DONE SON! Except I want my shirt to say "I aint" & Beyonce

Funny Quotes About Work | funny quotes, i do not know karate, but i know crazy and i am not ...

I don't know karate but I do know crazy and I'm not afraid to use it. Funny Quotes Of The Week – 35 Pics i know karate AND crazy

Tommy.....sooo glad I walked away from that asshole!!!!

Sometimes your knight in shining armor is just a retard in tin foil funny quote - Collection Of Inspiring Quotes, Sayings, Images

Gone Hunting. #DeerSeason

"Vegetarian" is an old indian word for bad hunter. (Sorry to my vegetarian friends. but this was funny!

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