I am Dan Humphrey, hipster muppet extraordinaire and the centre of a curious phenomenom; EVERY woman who crosses my path falls in love with me. Teachers, movie stars, socialites, my former nemesis - until I eventually drive them away with my smugness of course. Seriously, I am approaching Dawson like levels of d-baggery here. Did I mention I'm a writer? I AM A WRITER. It's kind of a big deal.