Just so we're clear. Its awesome. I never have to cover tracks or make up little white lies to recessitate any dignity left after weaving webs out of denial and failed victim displays. Drivebys, and calling as a delivery person? That was my favorite. Oh no. Wait. Remember that time when you thought my HR directors name was my bosses name, and the only place on earth u would have gotten that silly idea is from my HIPAA protected health file at your place of employment. Remember?! Yes. THAT ONE. hands down. MY. favorite.
This is absolutely true! Every time I hear someone talking bad about one of their "friends" I think of this. I find though that most people who find fault in others have the lowest self-esteem possible and are only pointing out their own short-comings.
at first I thought it meant just meant fake butter and not necessarily fake cheese or fake people and I thought ARE YOU SUGGESTING THAT I DEPRIVE MYSELF OF CHEESE and I didn't even think about the people