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Funny Baby Ecard: You know how when you're in the bathroom for half an hour and nobody bothers you? Yeah, I don't...I'm not a Dad...

Funny Baby Ecard: You know how when you're in the bathroom for half an hour and nobody bothers you? Yeah, I don't...I'm not a Dad...

I am fluent in three languages... English, Sarcasm, and Profanity...and will call you sweetheart and say "bless your heart" in the same breath

I am fluent in three languages... English, Sarcasm, and Profanity...and will call you sweetheart and say "bless your heart" in the same breath

"This is why I invite @Chelsie Lewis over so often. I keep hoping this will work..."  says Danielle.  Ha!  So, I saw this pin on the homepage and thought it was funny.  Not knowing my sister was the one who had pinned it, I started to post it and saw the little caption underneath.  Imagine my secret joy when I realized it was my darling sister, who had posted this pin in my honor. :)

"This is why I invite @Chelsie Lewis over so often. I keep hoping this will work..." says Danielle. Ha! So, I saw this pin on the homepage and thought it was funny. Not knowing my sister was the one who had pinned it, I started to post it and saw the little caption underneath. Imagine my secret joy when I realized it was my darling sister, who had posted this pin in my honor. :)

I'm sorry Vera...(pronounced like Sarah just with a V, NOT V/eer/a) LOL

I'm sorry Vera...(pronounced like Sarah just with a V, NOT V/eer/a) LOL

Lol my ex broke up with me in a text and told me I'm an alcoholic. No buddy. Alcoholics go to meetings. I'm a drunk, we go to parties.

Lol my ex broke up with me in a text and told me I'm an alcoholic. No buddy. Alcoholics go to meetings. I'm a drunk, we go to parties.

Always...then I miss part of the rest of the rest of the lesson because it is bugging me....

Always...then I miss part of the rest of the rest of the lesson because it is bugging me....