Whenever a bird shits on my car, I eat a plate of scrambled eggs on my front porch just to let them know what I'm capable of.
LAUGH OUT LOUD!!!
i laughed out loud.
Sayings & What Nots
Im all over this!
STOP! This made me laugh out loud!
Laughing Out Loud
Odds and ends
Can’t argue with the truth.
God promised men that good and obedient wives would be found in all corners of the world. Then He made the earth round ... and laughed and laughed and laughed ... You gotta love it! #giggles #funny
Crap I like
haha i want this on my door
Instagram is down, just describe your lunch to me - Funny hipster on the phone is desperate because Instagram is down.
What's not to love?!
Hee hee. True story. I'm the mom of two amazing kids with behavioral disorders. They are little shits. ;)
The only exceptable 3am call is an emergency
Now that's funny! No really? Have you ever done it? That's really funny to me!
Lol I wouldn't say my job is hell, but this is still funny!
Things that make me giggle :)
I'm gonna try this.