I have some people in my life that are NOT my friends for this very reason, but then there is @Karla Wilkes, whose 3 gallons of crazy is EXACTLY why I love her and claim her as my BFF! ;)

Lol so bad

Im not saying your crazy, but you're about as stable as a mobile home in a tornado....

Bahaha

Dear Mother In Law!

Hahahaha

It happens.

Funny

From this point on, I plan to treat people exactly how they treat me. Some will be glad. Others should be scared. ;)

judgmental people

Hey I won't be in today...I have Anal Glaucoma... I can't see my ass coming into work.

lol I've met a few this applies to. You don't have to live by a book, or even keep the verses on you; How 'bout stop being a dick to others?

You should stop worrying about your weight and start worrying about your boring personality.

Oh I didn't tell you? Must have been none of your business then ...

hahahaha thats kinda messed up

True story!

True words.

never the wrong time for the right wine!

haha... I've actually done this!!